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RE: Recycling Waste

rolling on the floor laughing

:: snaps gloves:: bend over.. let me check laugh

RE: Recycling Waste

I recycle as much as I can.. glass paper cardboard..clothes shoes cans etc.. I have eco light bulbs and a wormery

RE: Name That Movie....

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

RE: Are man’s prefer beauty or intellect?

I agree thumbs up

RE: just saying HI..

Helloo Daisy.. no you wont be wasting your time.. you will get to know some lovely people.. (and see where it goes) ..

Welcome wine wave

RE: Why doesnt an online relationship make it ?

Why doesnt an online relationship make it ?




I think it's because often people jump too soon... say they and do too much too soon.. before they actually DO know each other.

It's easy to think you know someone on-line.. and/or on the phone.. but you don't.. you only know an *Idea* of them.. You wont know until you get to spend REAL time with them.

IMO

RE: Ultrasound

me too! devil

Oh... wrong thread

RE: What's the most charitable thing

haha a nice 18yr old Philippino girl.

Aww you are sooo kind Ambrose wine laugh

RE: Ultrasound

Awwwww applause

RE: Name That Movie....

I think I told you before.. I named my son Gage (from pet Cem)

Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha

haha yeah that sounds a familiar way of thinking laugh

Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha

It's the tour boat that just goes round and around the lake at the bottom of the falls. laugh

Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha

haha I have been to Niagara many times.. but that's all im saying laugh

Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha

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Blonde Joke :: yawwwwn:: haha

A young blonde woman in Niagara Falls was so depressed that she decided to end her life, by throwing herself into the Niagara River.

She went to the Rainbow Bridge, and was about to leap into the frigid water, when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the bridge crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.

I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you, and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep
you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded, yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night, he brought her three sandwiches, a container of water and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love in the boat until
dawn.

Three weeks pass with the same scenario occurring each night.

Then,during a routine daytime inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

" I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and water and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Maid Of The Mist."






(very funny IF you know what the Maid of the Mist IS) laugh

RE: Ladies, What type of guy turns you on????

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RE: Top ten signs that you are too drunk

Oo I also do that.. *I'm talking really quietly.. why are people telling me to Shssshhh??* giggle

RE: Are man’s prefer beauty or intellect?

I agree Ambrose.. thumbs up I have noticed that too laugh

RE: i have no date for new years eve.anybody want to go to a house party

hahaha laugh wave

RE: Ladies, What type of guy turns you on????

Yeaaaahh devil thumbs up

RE: Ladies, What type of guy turns you on????

Santa super sizes my Christmas every year wink

laugh wave

RE: Ladies, What type of guy turns you on????

Ladies, What type of guy turns you on????



Hmmm.. A masculine maaaan devil who is kind, considerate of other peoples feelings.. and one who makes me laugh.. (a lot) Intelligent humour.. not cheesy crappy humour. yawn yawn

Brain linking.. THATS very attractive to me.

Hands (but bitten nails.. noooo)

Mischievous Eyes- everytime!

Voice (that's a strange word when you say it a lot haha) words and pronunciation.. that always peaks my interest if I like it.

Smile

and something else that I could NEVER resist.. but I'm not mentioning on here.. giggle

RE: swap

have you ever seen that old movie *Bachelor Party* with Tom Hanks?

near the end when he almost gets busted in the bedroom with that other woman..

and he sees her sat on the bed with a fabulous body.. but the head keeps changing into some else he knows..

One of which is his brothers head?

that's what you be like Dan rolling on the floor laughing

RE: swap

I would spend 50% of the day trying to pull a hot chick.. and the other 50% of the day trying *It* out.. laugh

RE: which one do you prefer??

haha .. I meant I DON'T* doh

RE: which one do you prefer??

Nope I do got to my local forums

RE: Well everyone...

Take care.. and don't forget to come back wave hug

RE: Someone has to lose.

Me too.. I don't like them.. the idea of them or being ON them thumbs down

RE: Humour Contest for the New Year !!!

Awww Indy.. lovely picture applause

RE: It has been brought to my attention

Daniel thanks for remembering us that believe in other things thumbs up

My best thoughts for your friend. hug

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