Here's a joke I saw elsewhere, that I edited to make more posting friendly. A kindergarten teacher was trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have...
For those who enjoy humor and might be tired of the same 20 jokes over & over, I wanted to share this one with you, which you may not have heard before. I thought it was cute. A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot....
We plead with you ladies - PLEASE be careful of what you wish for; . . . . ....
The family wheeled Grandma out of the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th Aniversary took place. Grandma couldn't speak very well because of her age but also because of having difficulties with her fourth pair of fake teeth s...
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's mother never visits. 5. Dogs agree...
Last Friday I was at the local pub and I saw two very heavyset lesbian women walk in hand-in-hand. They sat next to me at the bar and ordered drinks. In doing so, I heard a very strong brouge accent. So, I turned to the one sitting next to me a...
A young man goes to the doctor's office for a health concern. The nurse comes into the patient room and asks him what the problem is. The young man says, "I'd much rather see the doctor. I'm afraid that you might laugh."...
A man is 75 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day, when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see anyone. So, he thought he was imagining things, when again when he heard the voi...
Got a key that needs cleaning ? I guarantee you'll be SHOCKED at how clean it gets....
Perhaps my nephew will be a little more specific in his requests for his next birthday....
Judge: Why did u attack that young man? Old lady: he grabbed me and took my clothes off, threw me on tha bed and shouted APRIL FOOL! ha ha ha...
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment; shave, shampoo, manicure, and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade and will be back in...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, "Do you know that you were speeding?" The man replies, "No sir, I didn't know I was speeding." The mans wife then yells, "Yes you did, you knew...
A psychiatrist was congratulating his patient on making such good progress. "You call this progress?" snapped the patient. "Six months ago, I was Jesus Christ. Now I'm a nobody !" So, tell us.... Have you mad...
One day a man was walking down the street, suddenly he comes across a woman crying by her parked car at the drivers side. He goes over to her and says "Ms what's the problem?". She replies "my keys are locked in the car and I need to pick up my kid f...
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed, that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "I promise, that you will know tonight, my love"...
It's an oldie, but a goodie. --------------------------------------------------------- A young guy walks into a post office one day and sees a fat, middle-aged, balding guy, who is standing at the counter methodically placing "L...
....interested in a .... ..quickie ? I mean a fast joke ? If yes, read below. If not, do NOT read below. I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend... "That's us in 10 ye...
After being away on business, Todd thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume ?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a lovely bottle, costing $50.00.
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