Timing can be everything !
For those who enjoy humor and might be tired of the same 20 jokes over & over,I wanted to share this one with you, which you may not have heard before.
I thought it was cute.
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
He immediately sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He then notices a lovely young woman in the rear seat,
filing her fingernails.
A bit puzzled by this surprising situation
, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, Officer ?"
The cop says: "What are you doing ?"
The young man says; "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman
in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing ?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
Now, the cop is totally confused.
A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane ...
and nothing obscene is happening at all !
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man ?"
The young man says; "I just turned 21 last week sir."
The cop asks: "And her
... what's her age ?"The young man looks at his watch and replies: "Well, she'll be 18 years old in 11 minutes."
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Comments (3)
That is a new one to me.
Didn't see that punchline coming!
Thank you for sharing it!