Joke of the day - From Scotland ?
Last Friday I was at the local puband I saw two very heavyset lesbian women walk in hand-in-hand.
They sat next to me at the bar and ordered drinks.
In doing so, I heard a very strong brouge accent.
So, I turned to the one sitting next to me and asked,
"Are you two gals originally from Scotland ?"
With that, the one further away from me, nastily yelled,
"IT'S WALES, YOU FRIGGIN' IDIOT !!"
So, I immediately apologized and retorted,
"I'm sorry....Are you two whales from Scotland ?"
I was going to suggest they try the krill soup,
but, with the looks they were giving me,
I decided to leave for a different bar instead.
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