With Age Comes Wisdom
A man is 75 years old and loves to fish.He was sitting in his boat the other day, when he heard a voice say,
"Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
So, he thought he was imagining things,
when again when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Did you just talk to me ?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me,
and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman, whom you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous,
because I will be your bride !"
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over,
picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said, "Didn't you hear what I said ?
I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride'."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age, I'd much rather have a talking frog."
With age comes wisdom.
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Comments (25)
rich & famous.
And with money and fame comes boatloads of beautiful women.
OR... the most beautiful girl just divorces him
and takes 1/2 of everything including his boat.
I do think he chose the route of more wisdom.
OR... the most beautiful girl just divorces him
and takes 1/2 of everything including his boat.
I do think he chose the route of more wisdom.
Beautiful women can be easily found...
but, a talking frog !?!?!
Are you trying to say this story is not 100% true ?
What if you kissed her and liked it so much that now you are a frog man for life?
Good joke! I'll bet the real reason the frog was so anxious to get out of the lake was because some big bass was looking for him!!!
a French cook book
might induce her to talk.
Indeed, there are many species of poisonous frogs.
One kiss could have resulted in
some wild hallucinogenic trip
warts
or even death !
You're right ! His actions were warranted.
Just imagining it ...Yikes
about flies in the house.
She'd probably have nice legs and
if you gave her a job to do,
she might hop right on it.
"The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm still thinking about the quote.