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Im a nice guy and I have had plenty of relationships.. I AM THE ONE that dont put up with lies, and women who think they can be abusive mentally or emotionally.I have confidence and self respect. I wont accept a woman that treats me with less value than she would treat herself. Nice doesn't mean a push over or someone whos too clingy or desperate and certainly doesn't mean boring. Look up the word NICE in the dictionary, it gives you a proper definition.

What gives YOU the RIGHT to judge? You are completely WRONG!

No means maybe later.

ever wonder why your still single!! i suggest rewriting your list

Real love is build with time and patient,stay away from her for sometime,and she we come begging when she know you really love her.guys don't force a woman into loving you when she is not,it hurts later.

I like this .....<3

I just read this post and it was lovely. Diane, I'm so sorry. You seem a really nice lady and I'm sure if you don't meet a soul mate (personally I believe there is more than one in the world) I am sure you will meet a companion who will make you happy. I wish you all the best x

10 reasons women fall out of love... if the man has or does or is:

1. Smelly feet

2. been dead for at least two years, and his severed head arrives in the mail

3. excommunicated by the Pope or by the Archbishop of Canterbury

4. forgotten a lot of things, like which side has to be "up" of his woman during lovemaking

5. the warranty on his open heart surgery expired

6. becomes a woman himself

7. started to date her mother

8. started to date her father

9. goes on a shopping spree and spends his entire life savings buying French Bourettes and Hawaaiian Hoola-hoops

10. started to date his own mother

1. You are easily confused

2. You are a man, so you don't know the meaning of "no"

3. In the presence of female beauty your IQ drops 28 points, however temporary the reduction is

4. The female s*xual pheromones create fear in your mind

5. You think of happiness and bliss, and that's it, you can't do any more Calculus problems that night until you first get your rocks off

6. The better a woman looks, the more she don't want you to touch her. Confusing.

7. The better a woman looks, the harder her boyfriend will beat you if you touch her.

8. Everyone wants a blonde, isn't that confounding. You'd think that one or two guys out of three billion would want a brunette. But no.

9. In your town all women are blonde, and all guys are either dark haired, or bald. Recessive genes, is any of you inside?

10. Nature tells you to go for the best looking woman. Society tells you to adore them and look, smile, candle-lit dinners, etc. before you marry them, THEN you can touch them, but you can't touch others. For Ghenghis Kahn and all the Emperors of China the same thing was something completely different.

I don't see any love-making on the pictures or in the captions.

Love-making is screwing. Copulating. Sometimes o*al-to-genital sex, or genital-to-an*l s*x. Fornicating is also a form of love-making, as is fisting and cunilingus.

Bill Clinton said only penile-to-vaginal penetration is sex.

What you are describing in your annotated pictorial is how to develop a lifelong loving relationship. Which I adore, but please don't mix up one expression in the English language with the other.

If your kind will keep on bastardizing the language, then girls will be boys and boys will be girls, and yes will mean no and no mean will yes, and God will mean devil and devil will mean god.

Please, please, be midnful of your English words.

God Save The Language.

Seeing that the diet of the Yellow Races produce the least amount of body odour, I suggest, in the tradition of your footsteps, that also these foods are odour-reducing:

1. Steamed rice

2. Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)

3. Deep fried food

4. Deep fried cockroaches

5. Snake steak

6. Reclaimed and Rerprocessed innertubes esp. Szechuan.

7. Tapeworm Sushi

8. Raw fish

9. Egg foo young

10. Super some yom guy.

"Even Karl Marx based a lot of his work on Exodus (he was very well versed in the Bible). "

I looked and I looked, but I can't find the Bible verses on Karl Marx. Does he have his own Book? Or is he in Predicaments?

You must have a huge c--k because all your blood is running to the wrong head ha ha ha.

Hahaha...cute. In a caveman sort of way. LOL

lol so many expecting

Wow so is that it

Very true, I found my soul mate in 1966 in Madrid and we were very, very happily married for 35 years.......until my husband was killed in a tragic airline accident........my life changed drastically!!!
But after nearly 10 years of wondering what to do with my life, I have decided that life is worth LIVING and I have joined this site to see if I can find another SOUL MATE and enjoy life again!!
Good luck to everyone.



Diane

what century are you living in little boy?? you dont want a girlfriend or a life partner! you want a mother or a mail order bride! obviously you have some or a lot of issue to deal with..

Well I couldn't say I think fat birds are sexy :P haa g'way so ya big hippie :P

Description for No. 7 sounds odd. JMO

Btw, I'm a Vegetarian

Summer

haha ok :)

Ahaa nothing there is too shockin guys

money doesn,t matter to me never has done its so far down my list of importsnt things for a potential partner to have that its not even on it.

Hi sweetlegs!
We all are different. I as example have been eating my whole life out, love roses, like shopping, hate cooking and love to please somebody. But this means nothing.
Certainly you are the best match for somebody and you will be the best dating girl in the world for him. Don't worry, it is just a matter of time!

haha yur expecting alot there babe :)

HAHAHAH do not think so .

Men its freindship and being honest with a woman open up and speak how you feel about things and others people in you life's and build your freindship first and see were it goes from there.

I am not easy to please or make happy.And i hate shopping.I Do not like roses or candy.I am a picky eater most of the time i have to cook at home i hate going out to eat dinner most restaurants i have send food back like 3 to 4 times they never get my food right.Or it taste nasty and i have to take it home to the dog.I do not eat beef or pork .so i would be a really bad date hahaha

Wouw......................................................................................... wouw

OK than take it how do you want!

No, I won't take it easy. I will take it easy when the circumstances are right for it.

Take your own advice, is the best way. Just say something to someone, and then immediately say it to yourself, and imagine it was someone else who said it to you.

So... you can test this by saying it to yourself, "I must take it easy," and see how much of it sticks.

Then you can contemplate how much of it will make others feel at ease when you say "take it easy" to them.

Anywhere I lived, the social norm was that saying "take it easy" was a direct, albeit mild, insult.

Thanks for posting your opinions, Vostok!
Interesting view of the Things. Don't take them so seriously and emphatically. Of course Things depending! Of everything. Everything like people, situations, times and levels.

Take at easy!

I agree, badmouthing or criticising your family by the man is stupid. I made that mistakes many-many times.

Make love to you. Well, that depends entirely on the woman, not on the man, how attractive she stays. If she gains 500 lbs or loses her face in a motorcycling accident, well, the man MAY make love to her on a decreased frequency. If she stays sexy, he will make love to her. Of course he can get erectile dysfunction or something. Just don't you puke in his lap when you go down on him, that's a total turn-off for guys.

Love you. Be in love with you.
That's the toughest, coz it's impossible. In my private opinion after six months no love remains, only a mutual dependency, and some respect. If there is a continuing sense of pride that says to him "she's my partner" and it makes him feel like a real man, good, and of course vice versa. But love? It is a feeling, and and emotion, which are notoriously never constant, or not constantly present.

My advice: Don't expect the impossible. Don't expect him to love you non-stop; don't expect him to sex you if you turn ugly later on; don't expect him to listen to every of your words. The other stuff is more-or-less okay or can be reasonably expected.

Most of all: Don't be categorical. Men and women are finely tuning instruments, that, like AI programs, constantly send feedback and react to correct inequities within the system. You can't be categorical because the system (human body, mind and spirit) are never constant, they are in flux always.


Plus, if you are categorical, you will sound like a cold-hearted, demanding biiiiitch, and he will be the only one left in his family to like you.

Hard work never made a man rich. The rich don't work hard, either. This is not a causal relationship (hard work and being rich.)

Freedom of woman: if a guy gives freedom to his wife, she goes out and never comes back. If she comes back, she loves him. If she loves him, she needs no freedom. This has been expressed in accordance with Bulgarian social and sociological realities, not the North American one. North American women are free on their own, they don't need release from their husbands to become free in spirit and in movement.

Listen to every word she utters coz they are all important: My foot. You are crazy. I am a special case, because I listen to every word anyone says to me, but I went crazy because of that inaptitude to not listen at will. No human can listen to another human, unless they are possessed by evil spirits like I.

I agree with you very much on the issue of cheating. It takes a certain kind of woman who can live with a man as her husband who cheats on her. They exist, but they are few and far between.

I agree with you that the man must like and be kind to kids and animals. Also waiters and waitresses. And taxi drivers, and door men, and beggars and certified pubic tax accountants.

I agree with the woman needing to go shopping. Men too. It's a basic human urge to increase holdings of stuff and to hoard. 70 thousand years ago we hoarded wild grain, mushrooms and rocks; now we hoard money, and things money can buy.

You're some dope.. soft chap

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