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The Greek crisis

The Greek crisis


It is a beautiful day in a small Greek village. The streets are empty; they are bad times, because everyone has debts, and all live on the puff.
Then a wealthy Dutch tourist drives into the Greek village and stops at a small hotel.
He tells the owner that he would like to view the rooms in order to rent a room for one night, and pays 100 Euro at the counter as collateral.
The owner gives him a few keys.
When the visitor is up the stairs, the hotel owner picks up the money, runs to the butcher and pays his debts.
The butcher takes the 100 Euro, walks out of the street and pays the farmer.
The farmer takes the money and pays his bill at the cold store.
The man there takes the money and runs to the pub to pay for his liquor bill.
The pub boss pushes the amount to a prostitute sitting at the bar, where he still had debts.
The prostitute runs to the hotel to pay her outstanding bill of 100 euros.
The hotel boss puts the money back on the counter.
At that moment the tourist comes down the stairs again, takes the money from the counter and indicates that the rooms are not on him and he leaves the village. Nobody has produced anything.
Nobody has earned anything.
Everyone has lost their debts and looks forward to the future with optimism.

So, now you know how it is. The rescue package works that simple !!!!thumbs up
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A DAY FREE

Notice what you really want:
There are 365 days a year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year, of which you are already free two days a week, leaving
261 days available to work.
Because you leave the workplace every day for 16 hours, you have wasted 170 days, leaving
only 91 days to work.
You spend 30 minutes every day on coffee break that are added up 23 days a
year, leaving only 68 days available.
With a lunch break of one hour every day, you have also used 46 days so that
only 22 days remain, to work.
Normally you are sick at home two days a year. Then only 20
working days remain .
We are closed five public holidays a year, leaving only 15 available
working days.
We give you no fewer than 14 vacation days per year, leaving only 1 day
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ALLEMAN, SOMEONE, EVERYONE AND NO ONE

Once upon a time there were 4 individuals who had the following names:
everyone - someone - everyone - and nobody.

There was an important job to do,
and they just asked everyone to do it.
Alleman, however, was convinced that someone would.
Everyone could have done it, but in reality no one did it.
Someone was angry because it was actually the work of everyone!
But everyone thought everyone could have done it,
and nobody doubted that someone would.
After all, everyone reproached everyone
because nobody had done what someone normally could have done. MORALITY
Without wishing to reproach everyone, it
would be good that everyone would do what he has to do,
without, however , having a false hope
that someone would have done it in his place.
Because the experience shows
that where someone expects something to be done,
they generally do not find anyone!
CONCLUSION
I am going to send this message to everyone,
so that someone can forward it to everyone without forgetting anyone.cheers
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IT IS DELICIOUS TO BE A MAN

I am a man and that is a happiness
I do not hysterical even though I am busy
I do not waste my life with 'what do I have to do'
Can go without depression of the scale

I throw things away, do not have too much stuff
And if something breaks is then I make it very
Parking is easy; just at once
And we do the same, but I deserve more!

I am a man and I think logically after
I do not live on light drinks and three leaves lettuce
When I walk somewhere, I know the way back
I make an elephant in no time a mosquito

I am a man yes, that makes me pleasure
I do not get drunk with two glasses of beer
Public crying I never do that
Hey, I can catch it if someone throws something And I do not have to give birth, so do not hurt a little.
Is not it great to be a man?
cheers ...............................
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THE PIG

Who cheats
is a pig

Who cheats on several occasions
is a dirty pig

Who is a lot of strange
is a wild pig

Who gets caught
is a stupid pig

Who does not get caught
is a lucky pig
Who does not have
a poor pig

Who about that Speak
is a filthy pig

Who does not cheat
is a lazy pig

Who strangles unshaven
is a porcupine Who sucks a strange breast
is a suckling pig

Who betrays himself
is a stupid pig

Who cheats and conceives a child
is a breeding pig Who

can no longer
is a slaughter pig
cheers
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DISCOVER THE MAN AND THE WOMAN

DISCOVER THE MAN AND THE WOMAN.............. The man discovered the ARMS and invented the YACHT.
The woman discovered the YACHT and invented the PELSJAS.

The man discovered the COLORS and invented the PAINTING.
The woman discovered the PAINTING and invented the MAQUILLAGE.

The man has discovered the WORDs and invented CONVERSATION.
The woman has discovered the CONVERSATION and has invented the RODDEL.

The man discovered the GAME and invented the PLAYING CARDS.
The woman discovered the PLAYING CARDS and invented the HEKSERIJ. The man has discovered the FARM and has invented the FOOD,
The woman has discovered the FOOD and invented the DIET.

The man has discovered the FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE.
The woman has discovered the LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

The man discovered the WOMEN and invented the SEX.
The woman discovered the SEX and invented the HEADACHE.

The man has discovered the TRADE and has invented MONEY,
The woman has discovered the MONEY ... and then everything went to hell.cheers
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Day in life: FROM A BICYCLE

This morning I did not get up, I was still right from yesterday. I was in desperate need of some movement because I was slowly getting a cramp in my tires. At 10h it was finally time, someone took me and took me outside. He sat on my back with his enormous weight, my rims almost touched the ground and my spokes were stretched on all sides.

Eventually we left, on the road. However, when he had to stop for some reason unknown to me, he pulled my ears in all violence. I squeaked in pain, amai my ears. And then, of course, the inevitable happened, he had broken my ear.

So I was allowed to visit the bicycle doctor. He wrote me a new ear cable and I could go on the road again. Well, well, with that half-elephant on my back, he has, for the rest of the way, often pulled my ears, but I have been good. And if that was not enough, that gullible one could not yet look out where he was driving. I saw the glass from far away, I still called pssssst, but it was already too late, I had a hole in my belt.

Again to the cycling doctor, that was already the second time today. He took care of my band wounds, applied some ointment and then put a sticker on the wounds. This way I could face it again for a while, what could still go wrongI had taken to the job again, moaning under the weight of that colossus. It amazes me enormously that I did not have any collision with those cobble stones. I have my rims swallowed, but for that my owner does not bring me to the bike doctor, no, he keeps driving that slave driver.

I felt that mistreating had been going on long enough and decided to put an end to it. I turned my head and hop, there was that brontosaurus on the ground. Me too, but that was just a side issue, I could finally rest a bit.

In the evening I had seriously under my wheels because I had that. I think he will take the car in the future, then maybe I can go out alone with that women's bike that I have seen in the window of the bike doctor
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Day in life: FROM A COMPUTER JUNK

In almost every household there is a PC today. Unnoticed, we have become dependent on this all-rounder in the field of music, film, text and entertainment. One day without a computer? Pretty awkward!

The typewriter has long been out of the door. The slide projector is dusted in the attic. The dark room, where many pictures of the children have been developed and enlarged, nowadays serves as a storage room. The CD player is hardly used anymore. All this thanks to the multimedia computer, which is an all-rounder and therefore, after the vacuum cleaner and the washing machine, the most useful help in the house.

This is demonstrated by the montage of the holiday film. Much better than the old-fashioned mixer with a memory for up to seven scenes, the computer mixes the most beautiful image transitions and memorably captures hundreds of short scenes. Pieces more accurate and no dragging of equipment, title generator and TV set. And no hassle with all kinds of cables or cords. Until a malfunction makes you painfully aware of your dependence on that gray box with mounted display. Halfway through the video montage, the - second - hard drive keeps it in mind. Reading out is still possible, but data writing is no longer possible. Nothing to do about it. In addition to grabbing a screwdriver, removing a hard disk and going back to the store, because the disk is less than a year old and the warranty conditions are fortunately smooth.

The shopkeeper does indeed not difficult. Because this is the second time that this type of hard disk (Seagate Barracuda) is broken, a new hard disk from another brand may be selected. Even one with more capacity - 60 GB instead of 30 GB - for the minor sum of?
30. Beautiful. But now the bios boot memory of the older PC needs to be modified to make it suitable for such a large disk. No problem. The shopkeeper wants to do that. He also puts the new hard disk in for a while and perhaps he gets data from the crashed hard disk above water. Service that does not cost anything extra and takes up difficult work. You do not say no to such an offer.



Then you spend your free day reading. In the newspaper there is a nice review of a piece of music. Let's see if that is already to be found with Kazaa. O no, no PC, so no internet. The post brings the latest issue of a computer magazine with an enclosed CD-ROM full of demos and information. Quickly check what is on that CD-ROM. Forget about it. He is gone. Did you already forget that? So yes.

Then just turn on the television. More information can be found on www, says the presenter. I'm curious, but looking is not there.

A text message comes in on the cell phone. Have not you read my e-mail? asks the son, who is used to his father always answering directly. Let's see what he has written. Oh no, that's true too. The computer is from home.

The same magazine announces a digital photo contest. Let's see if there are still photos on the PC that match the theme of that match. Deep sigh: temporarily out of use.
The phone rings twice. Father-in-law and sister are both waiting for an answer to their e-mail. They also think it is strange that they do not hear anything. There will not be anything wrong? No, not me. Well with the PC that is staying out.

Resignation. An extra outing then. What's going on in the local film house tonight? The movie agenda is on a website. And what do you need again to get on the internet? Hellup !!!

A day without a computer feels like a junk without his daily shot. Or are there better comparisons? Like an egg without salt. No, too weak. Like a sea without water? Too dramatic. If a ..., if ...

You run to the phone and call the store: Hello, is my PC ready?
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(read the text again, but only the unclear rules)

My office manager is always busy with
the most difficult tasks without being involved in
time-consuming silliness. He never
hesitates to help others or take over their work, and yet
he manages to finish his duties on time. He often stays at the
office for a while longer to go through a difficult file and he already forgets his
coffee breaks. He does not have the slightest
pretension and without much extra training he excels in
knowledge of computer science and other technical gadgets. It is a guy who
enjoys absolutely high appreciation among his colleagues and
can not be missed by anyone . I suspect he will soon
promotion can think. Maybe immediately at the management expansion that is now at
the door. The company will benefit from it thumbs up
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THE TIME OF THEN

The kitchen from my childhood was always full of people.
there was a warm stove in, what more could you wish for?
the laundry hung to dry and the sausage on a nail.
the coffee was simmering, where was life richer?
We sat in our kitchen with nine men to eat
with soup beforehand and pudding, I will never forget.
the dishes were not the worst, then we were singing.
a big sink, that was our bath, there were worse things.
The kitchen mat was rolled up, because father came from the market, I still see him sweating
The arms full of vegetables, we had to eat again.
bread was always on the shelf and a pig in the cellar .. it
was dirty then the mop went through and everything was clear again.

and NOW? .. The kitchen of our children is full of devices
the newest of the latest, but you can not talk to it.
the laundry is in the dryer, the food is in the freezer.
it is unprecedented luxury, if I had not known better.
They eat in the kitchen, yes with whom did that matter?
a two-minute meal, from the microwave.
the dishes that go in the machine, they are not with that.
and singing that does not have to be done anymore, they're playing a CD.
No more drinking, but a whirlpool, a car at the door
who is not satisfied, that is an old nag.
we did not have all those things, but we did have something more.
a precious life; cosiness and atmosphere.
thumbs up
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WHY I DO NOT CLEAN MY HOME

WHY I DO NOT CLEAN MY HOME,,,,,,,,,, I do not clean windows because ... I love birds and I do not want them to fly against clean windows and hurt themselves.

I do not put floors in the laundry because ..... I am very afraid that a guest slips and hurts. I would find that terrible (and maybe they will complain to me).

I do not care about the dust nests because .... They are good company. Most of them I have given a name and they never contradict, whatever I say ... ..

I do not break cobwebs because ... I want every living thing to have its own 'home' ... I do not to the spring

cleaning because ...... I love all seasons and do not want the other seasons to be jealous ..... I do not remove weeds in my garden because .... I do not want to walk in front of God , he is an excellent designer.

I do not put things away because ..... I will never be able to find them again.

When I invite visitors to come to dinner, I never give a gourmet evening because ....... I do not want to let my guests get stressed about what they will have to cook if they invite me to come and eat ... .. I do not iron clothes because ... I have chosen to believe the labels that state:

I do not worry, I do not care because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I intend to stay in the area until I am a wrinkly and cracking old man ............. (a clean house is a sign of a broken computer) And my computer works fine!cheers
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How it got out of my love ...

How it got out of my love ...

Many boys touch a lover (or the other way around) by giving a gift. I lost mine. When my birthday came, I bought her a pair of gloves. But the same day my sister went to buy a pair of panties in the same store. The two parcels were delivered at home. By a regrettable mistake, those gloves came to my sister and those panties to my fiancé.

That was nothing, but an e-mail that I had written came with those panties at my fiancé. The letter was as follows:

Dearest darling,

This small gift is in memory of your birthday. I bought them myself and thought you could use them best, since you have not worn them lately. As your old ones had changed by the often wet color and the seam had broken away from the frequent putting on and off, it led me to buy you new ones. First I wanted to buy long, but my sister said the short models were fashion. It is a solid color that does not go off. The sales lady showed me hers and they had already been washed three times. They were still as good as new. They may be shown without blushing. I chose the brown color because you do not see the dirt so quickly. The shop lady has attracted them for a moment and they were very good. If you wear them for the first time, you must put in talcum powder, that promotes the sliding. If you wash them, you must keep them, otherwise they will shrink too much. I hope you wear them with the same feelings as I give them to you. Do not forget to count how often I will kiss them in the course of the year.

You darling. cheers ...........

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