What do you know, a single guy having a great day on Valentines day
I don't know if it was the sunshine, I don't know if it was the pets, I don't know if it was the espresso's, I don't know if it was the pot, I just know I had a great day
I guess tomorrow is the big bad Valentines we all been hearing so much about. Maybe I'm just bitter but if you need a holiday to show someone you love them, your a a**hole and don't deserve to be with anyone. Just my opinion.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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