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The God you believe in created the Corona Virus.

The God you believe in doesn't believe in borders or exceptionalism.

The God you believe in has shown what a trade war really looks like.

Amen.

.... no more many moons as candidate for fake indian, VERY fake, panderawatha granny Warren. She tried, but stayed low on totem pole,.even on liberal Taxachusetts reservation. Now Comrade Bernard, from rich different Tribe, all you Goyim, asking to smoke big peace pipe with her, to have her help with big wampum war party in November. But big medicine needed for this, even in lib many tribe teepee. Squaw try to pass too many big stinko Tatonka balls, many Braves get big peed at her. Great Spirit say big chief orange scalp clean up big in November. Tonto, go into town to see if any bad men there.............. Kimosabe, bad men there, and hurt pony and Tonto bad, again. Kimosabe.

I like to look in the mirror as much as the next supermodel, but how about when the mirror starts talking back?

Do I want to smash the mirror?
Do I listen and 'reflect'?
Do I find humor and objective value in what the mirror has to say?
Can I laugh at my own reflection?

WTF am I talking about?

Slipped Disc, of course.
*image available upon request*

....Tedious beyond belief. Hohoho. And even more annoying. Hardee, har, har. Don't we all just want to choke them? Whoopee. When they rub it in. Yum,yum,yum. Worse when they are successful. Yipety yay. And we are sure they look down their noses at those who can't make it as well. Boy-oh-boy. ---no Bolton, no witnesses, no conviction, huge boost to 4 more years! Way to go. Delicious. Suck it up.Yeowee!

My focus has been on work and home remodeling this week, but I noticed a calmness in the blogs that can only be described as and Exorcism.
Toward the end of last year, I witnessed demons flying around the room from time to time and things were building to a point where it overshadowed all aspects of normality.
I'm guessing the Bishop of CS came all the way from the Vatican to burn incense, sprinkle some Holy Water and vanquished the spirits about.

I like to walk at night, City, the old part I live near, is calm and receiving, its like two of us see each other unobtrusively,
dark night is color of the deep indigo ink, lights are cold, streets are empty, presence of old houses and tall, sleeping trees....
sometimes as a lovely surprise still there full of grace and colors in the dark, all lit up, left there for the winter, we still want to call it winter, a Christmas time tree...
they say beauty is everywhere, I think its true, not many are able to see it though....
good night in quiet, cold night of winter dream...

....I'd put my money on a few things. No conviction of out Brilliant Dazzling Incomparable Promise Keeping President Trump. A continuation of the great economy and job scene. Further progress on the wall, immigration policy, EU NATO fairer contributions, and the China deals. Continuation of Trump's successful addition to the numerous appeals courts. One or two more successful LIFETIME appointments by the Trumpman to the SCOTUS. An end to taxpayers' support for NPR/PBS---National Proletarian Broadcasting---and a different but equal public alternative. Real revamping of the tax system. Infrastructure,--- bipartisan, long overdue improvements, and lots more, such as more support from minorities for the Big Guy. And continued successes in the 2020 elections, including return of Orange Top to the WH, and of the House from socialist wacko skirts. But How about wagers of one USD for the above. Any takers?

I made this into a virtual t-shirt in SL because I love the irony! Please don't make me explain...

I've grown quite weary of advertising but in a capitalist society, I understand the need. I've created many satire ads for fictitious products under an umbrella company I named SCAMCO. Some were cynical, some silly, some purposefully hypocritical etc. and it was easy to use the most predictable advertising angles to that end, like "4 out of 5 dentists...", "New and improved", "all natural", etc.

I have dish soap that makes this claim: "50% less scrubbing". I'll not go into why that's silly, but I digress...

Ads now look like news stories, or at least try to. South Park devoted an entire episode to it. Some are essentially tabloid click bait. The internet is saturated with it/them. You can hardly hover your mouse over a web page without getting pop-ups!

The irony for me is that the overall quality of advertising is suffering (quality advertising...talk about an oxymoron!). It's downright shoddy in some cases. Bad photoshopped images, bad punctuation and spelling, in a word: unprofessional...which (finally) brings me to the point of this nonsense.

We're now getting more ads here and one of them jumped out at me NOT because I have any interest in the product, but because the hand model's fake nails are...



...made by LEGO. Buy two sets and get the third free!

Today I will have a very "greasy" topic to discuss. So, friends, how do you find excess weight attractive and sexy? Is this not acceptable to you? That is, do your partner's larger volumes have extra kissing space for you? Still an obstacle to pleasure?