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Here are some Tips for those who will take it and put it to good u"Dont ever call a place that only you know about "Paradise"...Because if you tell others.you can kiss it good by"."If you are a Fisherman or Woman"."Dont tell anybody about your secret place where there are tons of worms"..."If he or she doesnt clean all the worms out..then someone else they told will do it"."And your Worm supply will be gone"."When buying a car and dont know what the price is".(Dont say 1st)."THis is how much I have".The guy will say."My..what a coincidence.thats how much I was selling it for"."if you are about to dive into a swimming pool"."Please make sure there is water in it 1st"."That could be painful"."If you dont have to talk..dont!.you might last longer with that guy or Gal"."Never talk yourself out of turn"."You surely will be shot to pieces"."Watch out for that friendly pat on your back"...."The enemy cant possibly get any closer"."Never try to help 2 people who are fighting"."You will end up the bad guy in the end".."And it will end up all your fault"."And lastly and most important of them all"."If you dont want anyone else to know your secret .except your best friend"."Dont tell your best friend!" ."So..there you go.these are just a few".

Some Things.......................... In This World................... Are So Old .............................."When We Were Kids?"........................................ (You Can Something In................If You Care To.................. From Here).

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Those Were The Days.............................................But....................They Are Not Anymore.................................... I Have Secretly Blasted Off From The Arizona Desert ....My Journey Will Take Me Back To The Planet Pluto Once Again............................................................................................................................................................... Im Going There To Unlock The Secret Of Peace ...The Plutonians Leader.."The Grand Wizard"..Is All Knowing

And The Last Messge I Received Is.... That I Must Go There At Once For Mankind Is In Danger.......From where i am now the Earth looks like the size of a U S silver dollar(thats fine with me)..Ive brought my dog this time with me(shes always there and loyal)....FLASH!!!!!...just got a message in here!!!...IT states that the Plutonians have the age olf answer for Peace on Earth!!(they wont tell me til i get there)...so..."Its just my dog and I at the edge of the Universe"...If you have any questions..feel free to send them along and I will forward then to the Grand Wizard upon my arrival....(no doubt there will be wisecracks...Thats the human way)... .................. ......Oh yeah...im also going because im out of "Pluto Beer".......And no....Theres no Yellow Brick Road........."This is Major Nam To Ground Control...Caan You Hear Me Ground Control?"..

The Dumbest ................................And Most Stupidest Thing................................. Ive Ever Did In My Life WasThis..............About 20 Years Ago...................................... I Was Driving My Jeep Without A Registration..When A Cop Put His ;Lights On Me To Stop
Well..... Needless To Say......I Didnt .
.I Took Off For The Woods.......
Upon Arriving?......... I Jumped Out While The Jeep Was Still Moving... And Took Off Into The Woods
(The Jeep Crashed Into A Tree)
The Cops Couldnt Find Me..........(I Know How To Hide.....)So?.... They Gave Up Looking.

(At This Point?...I Am A.... "Wanted Man"

A Few Days Later?.....I Found Out Who Towed The Car.... And Called The Towing Company To Get It Back
They Said..... "50 Bucks And Its Yours"
So?... i Got A Friend To Give Me A Ride To Get It Back.
When We Got To The Towing Company?......The Usual Cars Were Out There... And A Police Car

I Went Inside,,,And There Was A Cop There Talking To Someone Else...I Told The Guy Sitting Down What My Name Was..
And The Cop Abruptly Put The Handcuffs On Me..And I Was Under Arrest!!

Now.......That Was About The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Done!!
Its Going To Be Hard For Anybody To Beat That??!!!