Fold or Crumple? ( Archived) (8)

Jan 18, 2015 7:24 PM CST Fold or Crumple?
If you crumple toilet paper before using it stop reading, this doesn't apply to you.

For folders:
professor
I have just completed a mathematical study that proves there are a certain number of squares to be avoided at all costs. These are 8 and 16. These numbers are unacceptable because they violate the "Don't fold on the perforations law". 5 is the fewest practical number of squares needed to get the job done. Anything less than 5 would be totally inadequate for the task. 6 is acceptable because the second fold places the fold on an unperforated line. 8 and 16 can't be folded without having the folds violate the law. So you can safely use 7 and 9 or 15 and 17 to be in compliance.
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Jan 18, 2015 7:30 PM CST Fold or Crumple?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
Oooby.

Dearest.

Get. A. Life.

laugh
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Jan 18, 2015 7:33 PM CST Fold or Crumple?
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA3,145 Posts
If you use commerical toilet paper, no number of squares will
get the job done. confused
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Jan 19, 2015 5:54 AM CST Fold or Crumple?
postneoludite
postneoluditepostneoluditeWest Vancouver, British Columbia Canada39 Threads 22 Polls 890 Posts
jac_the_gripper: Oooby.

Dearest.

Get. A. Life.


rolling on the floor laughing
That's no way to treat a genius, Jac.
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Jan 19, 2015 5:58 AM CST Fold or Crumple?
postneoludite
postneoluditepostneoluditeWest Vancouver, British Columbia Canada39 Threads 22 Polls 890 Posts
agman: If you use commerical toilet paper, no number of squares will
get the job done.


My father rationed us 2 squares per day.
We were forced to forage in the forest for more.
I understand that there has been a recent resurgence of foraging for TP as people strive to become less dependent on big business. head banger
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Jan 19, 2015 6:00 AM CST Fold or Crumple?
ooby_dooby: If you crumple toilet paper before using it stop reading, this doesn't apply to you.

For folders:

I have just completed a mathematical study that proves there are a certain number of squares to be avoided at all costs. These are 8 and 16. These numbers are unacceptable because they violate the "Don't fold on the perforations law". 5 is the fewest practical number of squares needed to get the job done. Anything less than 5 would be totally inadequate for the task. 6 is acceptable because the second fold places the fold on an unperforated line. 8 and 16 can't be folded without having the folds violate the law. So you can safely use 7 and 9 or 15 and 17 to be in compliance.
Make sure the toilet paper dont get wet before use ...
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Jan 19, 2015 6:01 AM CST Fold or Crumple?
i use the toilet brush....thats next to my toilet....snooty snooty
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Jan 19, 2015 6:07 AM CST Fold or Crumple?
postneoludite
postneoluditepostneoluditeWest Vancouver, British Columbia Canada39 Threads 22 Polls 890 Posts
postneoludite: My father rationed us 2 squares per day.
We were forced to forage in the forest for more.
I understand that there has been a recent resurgence of foraging for TP as people strive to become less dependent on big business.


You learn quickly how to identify Stinging Nettle mumbling
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