RE: The desert walk

So can an axe, I dont feel like I'm missing out there either.

RE: What is the difference between the Irish and English throughout history to this day

Well, there's more Irish jokes than English jokes.

RE: And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...

Yeah, I'm not a gynaecologist but I can look into it for you...

RE: Who is or was the worst man in the world?

Angela Merkel

RE: send to all kind of message!!

Invite the man out for a kebab.

RE: Who is or was the worst man in the world?

And god also made the worst man in the world, for whatever reason.

RE: Who is or was the worst man in the world?

Yeah but hang on, wasnt she made from Adams rib?

RE: Who is or was the greatest man in the world?

Adam

RE: Who is or was the worst man in the world?

Eve.

RE: Fleetwood Mac

They were a completely different band before Stevie Nicks joined. Pretty old school blues. But I have fond memories of "gypsy"...

RE: Farsi

Nah fark it, the Farsi's can speak English.

RE: What !!

Less rejected? I'm obviously not getting any repeat business.

RE: What !!

That cant be right... My profile has only been viewed 18 500 or so times..

RE: CAN THIS POST GET 2000 REPLIES?

I lost count too. I think it was somewhere around 193.

RE: A Good Home In Australia

Up here the favourite trick is to drink cask wine all day in the park, then go to the mental health ward and threaten suicide. Hey presto! a feed and a bed... Costing taxpayers a fortune, and using resources that should be for genuine cases.
Its not migrants doing this.

RE: UK Banks to freeze accounts of all illegal immigrants.

When you get stabbed/bashed for a handful of coins, come back and tell us its still a good plan...

RE: CAN THIS POST GET 2000 REPLIES?

Lets make it happen...

But nobody said it had to be done honestly... 77

RE: What Are You Reading

Well in my opinion it should, because its usually very fast and you want to keep seeing whats going on as well. Its basically multitasking.

RE: A Good Home In Australia

Nah, farkem...

RE: Whom do you serve?

Some people even serve other people at the servo.

RE: Whom do you serve?

If you work at the drive-through, you serve people in cars.

RE: And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...

Cheap way of breaking the ice, and as they're mostly backpackers down the esplanade it makes our country look super friendly. Of course it could backfire if a group of bigger girls decides to crash the party and eat all the food.

RE: What Are You Reading

Stone age is correct. But thats a technical thing, they didnt understand metallurgy or use any iron/copper/gold etc.

Which brings us to the controversial part- were they primitive or not? By what yardstick is this measured? They did have very complex languages and social structures, they had a very complex understanding of the environment they relied on, they had international trade with Maccasans prior to Europeans, and they had very elaborate beliefs and practices.

Without white intervention, there would have been yellow intervention. Or clog-wearing intervention, if not Spanish intervention etc etc. ...The only certainty is there would have been intervention, and they most likely would have suffered an even worse fate.

RE: What Are You Reading

I'm trying to read a Bill Gammage book, Its very academically written, about indigenous land management prior to Europeans being here. Its controversial, because we always preferred to believe the murris had no idea, just painted a few handprints on a cave wall here and there and lobbed the occasional kangaroo on the fire.

I think Brian Wilsons autobiography would be very interesting.

RE: Travel by bus ... would ya ... could ya ... should ya

Hang on... If the donkeys are pulling the busses, who's pulling the donkeys?

RE: ............And today's hot word is........

Oysters, put some lead in the pencil for you.

RE: And to think I thought cheesy pick up lines went out in the 80s...

The best technique I heard of, was these young guys cooking heaps of food at the BBQ then invite heaps of randoms claiming they cooked too much. For the win.

RE: Why do Australian aboriginal peeps have blonde hair?

I don't believe they all do. Most have black or dark brown hair.

RE: who came first the Germans or the French?

Do you mean in the running or the bicycle races?

RE: Let's change the tides....

Get rid of the neap tides, and have a lefty.

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