RE: The Return

He's no more likely to return than the tooth fairy or the boogyman. But if he does, I'll bet he shakes his head in disbelief at what his most devout followers get up to...

RE: Vices - did you ever...

RE: THE MESSENGER DIED PREMATURELY BUT THE MESSAGE REMAINS

I was just looking for inspiration, so I could formulate a witty and charming response.

RE: THE MESSENGER DIED PREMATURELY BUT THE MESSAGE REMAINS

How come we're still being bombarded with this crap if the messenger has died?

RE: Who's your own personal ROLE MODEL...

Borat

RE: Big difference in age - for and against

I think everybody wants a young healthy attractive partner, if you're Mick Jagger or Hugh Heffner then no problems... Though it begs the question of whether its love or money/prestige.
For us everyday folks, there's no reason for a really young hotty to have us as a partner. Myself, I think slightly older will be a grandmother or somebody with different interests. Really younger, probably going to be very young children involved and/or divorce etc., so probably different interests there too.
I would say, within about 10 years is ideal.

RE: your a good looking woman

No I'm not.

RE: The Best Thing You've Done Lately

Thanks for your concern Non, they phoned and told me it was not the really nasty one.

RE: The Best Thing You've Done Lately

OK this is for Molly and Serene...

RE: The Best Thing You've Done Lately

I went to the skin cancer place, been meaning to for ages. Next stop, optometrist.

RE: CS Profile

The secret is they're mostly scammers.

RE: Say Anything IIV

I'd like a hotty to mow my lawn. How funny is it watching a bimbo trying to start a lawnmower?

RE: Men in MANKINI's

I find its easier to buy a womens swimsuit and modify it to best suit my needs.

RE: Threads that are MILES & MILES of....

RE: How to impress a man!!

I'd Prefer to give up crisps and things cooked in palm oil, and hopefully everyone else would too.

RE: Why so many changes ??

RE: How to impress a man!!

Yes, thats what all the palm oil growers say, before clubbing an orangutan...

RE: How to impress a man!!

Worked her way down the shaft?

RE: Should all British police officers bear arms?

Should Minneapolis policemen of Somali background bare arms at all?

RE: Why so many changes ??

Whats my opinion? ...you whinge too much.

RE: How to impress a Woman...

How to impress a woman? ...Faaaark, good luck with that.

RE: re-live

And who could forget Norm, from life be in it...

RE: What do i think of you?

Meh, you're pretty safe. I'm a germ phobe and hate public transport.

RE: What do i think of you?

Just one more picture to blu tack up in my shrine... I'll put it next to the train ticket you threw away at central railway last wednesday at 4.14pm near platform 18.

RE: re-live

Yeah, where can you find Bex these days huh?

RE: re-live

I'd have to say some of the e that was around in the early 90's, never encountered anything remotely similar, now its all crap and a fraction of the price and all it brings is stomach cramps and anxiety. So unfair.

RE: What do i think of you?

I seem to recall it was a different colour, and brushed the other way. But I recall a lot of things because I'm a busy man.

RE: What do i think of you?

You've changed your hair, it looks great.

RE: What do i think of you?

I think you get a little bit excited thinking of me. So does Serene. So do all the ladies, in fact.

RE: How do you deal with a breakup

The elephant in the room, is whether or not you have a house key. If so, simply go round when she's not there and take a dump in the shower. She'll get the hint eventually.

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