Come on pedro, its your duty to support the local economy. So a ten dollar flog, a feed of chicken wings is going to be around another 8 bucks, maybe a few beers, some of those gourmet French olives you always talk about. Maybe some Brioche from Sicily or whatever crap you always talk about. Eggplants from Ibiza or whatever.
I guess if money is no object, you could always sneak in to somebodies front yard at night, and make a huge knob out of fibreglass in their front yard. Like a 2-story one with big hairy balls spilling out into either neighbours front yard.
So imagine if there are only two votes, for a husband, from two guys who claim to be straight. Wouldn't there be an uneasy silence then hey. They'd be, like, staring at each other suspiciously and stuff.
I just thought of another one. Hairy fingers and toes. Arms and legs can be up to the individual female's choice, within reason obviously, but hairy fingers and toes would be a bit much really.
I think both the construction guy and the policeman from the Village People had walky talkies. Come to think of it, none of them had a smart phone, so there goes that little theory.
OK, today we should discuss a few no-no's for females, and some of the logic behind them.
The OP has combined 2 no-no's for females (drip dry and leaving the door open)... Without going into excessive detail about the complexities of the wingle, we shall focus more on leaving the door open. The only valid reason for doing this is if she has spent several years in jail, and is sick of staring at a closed door all the time.
Snorting when you laugh... nothing attractive about this retrograde practice, the sound will only attract the wilderbeasts and other vermin.
Picking things up with your feet... It will only give the creationists more ammunition for their stories, as it demonstrates a lack of evolution from the primates.
Victoria is by far the worst for speed cameras, they've got the biggest population relative to landmass, and by far the best roads. Western Australia is the last remaining state to use the money they raise for road improvements or safety, and its the least populated relative to landmass. There is a road in the Northern Territory, with no speed limit at all, which they reduced to a limit of 130kph- but after a string of fatal crashes they went back to no speed limit.
The bike helmet thing up here, its only selectively enforced, a discretionary power for police to stop and search Aboriginal people or hippies they dont like.
It's very frustrating, when you're running late to get somewhere, and you get stuck behind one of the little lycra-clad darlings peddling his/her heart out to achieve a speed of perhaps 30kph in an 80 zone... And there is a bicycle path running parallel to the road.
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RE: What job did u have the longest / liked the most ?
By the stopwatch or the measuring beaker?