One way of dealing with the situation, get stuck into the roids and become a nightclub bouncer. Then be a real legend and beat the crap out of a skinny drunk. Then get tattoos on your neck and head.
With respect, it does seem we are blaming people's lack of humour or inability to follow word play. When maybe we should consider whether the subject is actually funny. Sure, there's gallow humour or needing a distraction from current events, but not when it's clearly going to hurt war veterans.
Another standard practice, promise to build hospitals and schools in marginal electorates, then when you get voted in on this basis simply accuse the previous Government of cooking the books and so its their fault there will be no hospital or school built.
I think the woman sounds more intelligent than that Corbyn chap. but even then she sounds a bit "two bob each way" about it all.
I'm guessing you have a similar system to us, biparty preferencial voting... It guarantees the same old career politicians can run a campaign of how badly the other guys would run the country if elected, as opposed to how well they'd run it if elected...
To the outside world, if you asked where is Wales? most would say- its in England somewhere, Scotland in the North of England, Northern Ireland is a bit tricky- so most would just say next to England.
After an exciting (what seemed like) six and a half years of dreary American election crap, Hillary this ,Trump that blah blah blah... I'm concerned labor will win in England now, the way people are talking.
Kind of like Stockholm syndrome on a massive scale, they did this terrible thing to us we must have deserved it, kind of mentality.
I'm sure as soon as this old dinosaur works out how this improvement works, there'll be another that will send me into a tail spin. For about 5 minutes.
I just want somebody to clean and cook. As I'm still having to do these things myself, its obviously not working. I'd say its because they're all lesbians probably.
The trick is to talk while you're eating. especially on the phone. Use heaps of expletives and spray chewed up food everywhere, people will think you're trying to say something really important.
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