Someone accused me today of being insecure but I dont totally agree.
Would you consider yourself being 'insecure or perhaps having a inferior complex if you think someone might be a better person than you are?
In fact I feel so insecure and confused I'm scared to reply to comments
I even blush when a strange women hits on me
Story about a h*rny Parrot.
A woman had a female parrot which kept saying: "Hello, I am very h*rny. Do you want to have some fun?"
The woman was frantic, so she went to her Pastor to find a solution to the problem.
The Pastor said, "Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her."
So, the woman brought the parrot to his house and put her parrot into the cage with the two male birds. She squawked, "Hello, I am very h*rny. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looked at the other one and said, "Put away the Bible, our prayers have been answered."
Hope everyone has a great weekend. I will...
If you had a boring day then be thankful you were not in this scary situation....
Have a great day/night.
one day, who knows?Helpful hijack prevention tips:
Remember that 68 per cent of all hijackings occur close to home so be especially vigilant when pulling out of your driveway or coming home.
If you have an electric gate, do not pull into your driveway before opening the gate. This can allow hijackers to box you in. Rather open your gate while your car is still in the road to allow a quick getaway if necessary.
If you suspect you are being followed, put your indicator on and slow down at least two to three houses prior to your home. By doing this, you force the vehicle behind you to pass and you can then get a better idea of their intentions.
If you need to stop in your driveway to manually open the gate, always leave the key in the ignition and the motor running unless you have a child in the car. If your child is in the car, take the key with you as you open the gate. The key is a valuable negotiating tool – the criminals want your car and you want your child.
Always make sure you can see the back wheels of the car in front of you when you stop in the traffic. This gives you enough room to manoeuvre and escape if you have to, for whatever reason.
Don’t fall for the “tap tap” trap where a driver taps the back of your car in traffic. They often use female drivers as decoys here. Never get out of your car on the scene to assess the damage but rather drive to a busy location. Signal to the other driver to follow you. If it is not legitimate they will seldom follow you.
If you stay in a secure complex with security guards, do not be fooled into thinking you are safe. You can easily be followed into your complex so always remain vigilant. Research shows that most people relax the closer they get to home and this is often when they are most vulnerable.
What to do if you are hijacked The first and golden rule: Do not antagonise the hijackers. You need to show them you are not a threat.
Lift up your arms to show you have no weapon and will surrender.
Use your left arm to undo your seatbelt and put your car in neutral.
Be cautious not to use your right arm to lean across your body and undo your seatbelt or unlock the door. This could be construed as you reaching for a gun.
Do not turn off your car.
Get out slowly and try and angle your body sideways so you are not facing a firearm head-on. Also remember to protect your head with your arms and to lift your shoulders to protect your neck area.
Do not turn your back on the hijackers – your organs are most exposed from the back.
Avoid direct eye contact with the hijackers but still try to take in what they are wearing, the sound of their voices, etc.
Your life is much much more valuable than any car.
Hope you have a fantastic weekend.
I'm off to wine and dine.
Our Honorable President JZ was heard telling the following story to his supporters:
“I hear people complaining when we say the ANC will rule fully until Jesus comes back but we have been blessed. Pastors have prayed for us,” he said.
Now strange sightings have been reported from certain areas.
This proves that one needs to be careful of the utterances made in jest....
Have a good weekend.
I'm off to get myself a signature.... maybe
Cape Town – A news reporter trying his very best to finish his report simply couldn’t complete the task at hand thanks to Frankie the horse.
It seems like Frankie has a full-blown crush on the reporter who was standing right in front of his stable filming a news insert.
Enjoy your Breakfast/Dinner cos that's what I'm about to do.
Are most South Africans desensitized living with crime and violence on a daily basis. Some or most people don't respond to the horror stories with any compassion. There seems to be a total lack of care.
Where will this end?
According to the United Nations, every 26 seconds a woman or child is raped in South Africa.
Johannesburg - A US city councilman from Mobile, Alabama is in a stable condition after he was shot in the face in Johannesburg during a robbery over the weekend.Small, who owns a mortuary, traveled to South Africa to attend the South African Funeral Director & Morticians Association Convention.
Where will all this end?
Many people ask me: Why do you remain in SA.
And of course our parliament that sets the example for all of us..
Hope you have a good week.
Just curious here.
Has anyone ever blogged while under the influence of alcohol?
Should be interesting cos a pissed person sees or takes remarks differently to a sober one I think.
Will be back later, just off to go and booze
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