The Government has announced that there is NO longer Nursing Home Care for the elderly.
South Africans being innovative as usual has come up with a Plan 'G'.
For a small fee, Plan 'G' provides anyone 70 or older with a gun and 4 bullets.
You will then be given plans on how to shoot 4 politicians of your choice
This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day,
a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library,
and 100% Health Care, dental and eyecare included.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?
All covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.
And... you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.
And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income tax.
Is this a great country or what?
Its Friday. Enjoy the weekend.