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McMafia Series

Has anyone followed or watched the series and what was your impression of it?

Thanks in advance.wine
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Songs from then to when Songs

The daddy of songs?







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This is going to be a great week. I can sense it....thumbs up
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Bad Habits...

I guess most people have a few bad habits.
Some folk don't even realize that they have them. I know that carrying a pocket knife is not allowed on most Airlines these days but by sheer force of habit my pocket knife was in my pocket and detected by the x-ray. Taking into consideration that this particular knife is my favorite I refused to part with it and had to find a way to salvage the situation.
I traveled locally the following day... laugh

Fortunately I DON'T have habits like spitting in my lawyers coffee etc.rolling on the floor laughing Kidding.

Do you have any of these habits that are deemed bad by society?dunno confused

Being busy is another bad habit of mine. I can't sit idle for any length of time...banana

Hope everyone has a great day/night.wave
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Starting a new week with a smile...

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple.

The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married.

"If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest.

One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month with sex?"
"Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple.
"How about you?" He asks the middle-aged couple.
"It was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond.
"And how about you two?" He asks the young couple.
"No we couldn't do it," responds the boyfriend.
"Tell me why," says the priest.
"Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened."
The priest then tells them, "You're not welcome in my church."

"We're not welcome in the supermarket either," says the boyfriend.
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We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
Orson Welles
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Someone asked the internet why Elon Musk is white if he was born in South Africa…

Humorous responses, I love em... laugh

Hennie De Ruyter, a South African who was born here answered:

“We are not called the rainbow nation for nothing! We have it all. Not only do we have a lot of people of European descent but also from Asia; most specifically India. Many of them have roots going further back in South Africa than those from the USA.

Despite what you may read we get along well and peacefully.

The same apply to religion: we have all major religions here and no tension between them.”professor
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Bernhard Erasmus, a South African Sales Representative added his opinion:

“So just to be clear are you assuming that if you are born in South Africa you have to be black or some other race? Just not white right?

That seems like a darn ignorant assumption to me. That’s like saying if Donald Trump was born in America why isn’t he a red Indian?

Google colonisation of South Africa. It was one of the key points to making the spice trade open. It was originally discovered by accident after a severe storm by a Portuguese captain named Vasco Da Gama (note this may not be 100% accurate, will confirm and update). Whom was trying to find an alternative to getting spice from the East to Europe as opposed to using the Arab controlled trade lines through the Eastern land route.

South Africa was colonised by Dutch, French, German, British and a dozen other cultures as a trading post and later as a colony.

Majority of these colonists were…….. Believe it or not…… White! And their children didn’t amazingly turn black or some other race just because they were born in South Africa. We fought two versions of the war of independence in neither case did we have assistance from any allies what so ever. We started guerrilla warfare, known to be probably the best marksman’s from horse back, decimating British soldiers in a 15 to 1 kill ratio for years. The British had to start using some the first versions of concentration camps and the “scorched earth policy” to stand a chance at beating us.

Winston Churchill was even a prisoner of war here but luckily managed to escape from a converted school house in Pretoria which served as a temporary POW camp.

During our last civil war we designed in some aspects better weapons/military systems than the Americans. Once again we had no allies yet we fought the Russians, Cubans and Swapo. Tactically we won, politically we conceded to end apartheid which was the right thing to do.

Please don’t make unnecessary assumptions about people being born in South Africa, we have an extremely rich heritage and we are vastly underestimated.

Edit: Thank you John Elsegood for correcting me on the Winston Churchill escape facts.”

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Chill.





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Today is a very special day.

Yes, I am proud to say that a very special lady viewed my profile.head banger

None other than the amazing, beautiful, stunning too good for words yes.....

Sandra Bullockbanana

Here is something for all you folk that are possibly doubting that Sandra actually viewed me.

Woman devastated after 50kg python slithers into her lounge and eats her dog
(Yes its a copy paste)
A woman from Louis Trichardt in Limpopo, SA, has been left heartbroken after a python devoured her dog.

"The woman lives on a farm and was aware of the snake, which is usually in the fruit orchards," said Frikkie, a snake catcher and environmental expert.
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"She saw the snake late Saturday afternoon at her front door.

She called her dog home and closed all the doors. However, she did not close the lounge windows.

Frikkie says he suspects the python was in search of (a snack and) somewhere cool to rest.
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Fight Fight !!!!

I rear-ended a car this morning.blues

Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.very mad

You know how sometimes you get sooo stressed and little things seem just seem too funny?

Yeah, well I could not believe it..... he was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY"

So I looked down at him and said, "well then which one are you?"

And thats how the fight started...

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Drones the future is here

Two years ago, Jeff Bezos promised that Amazon would soon deliver packages by drone. “I know this looks like science fiction,” the Amazon CEO told a 60 Minutes reporter, as he stood with several Amazon drones. “It’s not.

BEIJING - An online company, JD.com, Inc., is testing heavyload drones that can move payloads weighing 2,000 lbs.
JD.com says it has reached an agreement with the provincial government of Shaanxi to build China’s largest low-altitude drone logistics network.



On June 21, the FAA finalized rules for commercial UAVs, or drones. While commercial applications for drones vary from aerial photography to package delivery, especially exciting is Amazon's Prime Air, promising to deliver a five-pound package to your doorstep (or back yard) in 30 minutes or less.Aug 9, 2016







Just for lafs

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My first Love.










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No Doubt In my tiny Mind.

..................................... Yes, no Doubt whatsoever.

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I can sense it.innocent


Hope your year will be as fantastic as mine.

I trust each and every member of CS will find happiness and whatever they are seeking in life's race applause beer bouquet
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