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MIDWEST EASTER MORN

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Good EASTER MORN to ALL ...here in Midwest of USA... all the grass is freshest green,daffodils are dotting the yards, some fruit trees are blooming in white and palest pink, the birds are greeting the new day with their songs ..all nature is awake with life! Wishing you a day of blessings and peace, wherever you are and whatever you do....Avias

SENIOR MOTEL MOMENT

Recent email from friend..relates to women over 60..are they loosing interest in s*x? Don't think so!typing


Last week, she checked into a nice motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well-oiled bum.
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?

Oh my, he sounded sooo s*xy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s*x. I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!
Now how does that sound?"

He said, " Ma’am, that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.


banana ...
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Clever Words

1. ARBITRAITOR
A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds

2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.

3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through

4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do

5. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

6. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag
was full of money.

7. HEROES
What a man in a boat does

8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower

9. PARADOX
Two physicians

10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm

11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring

12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife

13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does

14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official

8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower

9. PARADOX
Two physicians

10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm

11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring

12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife

13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does

14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official
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TOP OF THE MORNIN TO EVERYONE

HAVE YOURSELVES A HAPPY ST PATS...IRISH OR NOT..HAVE SOME GREEN KINDA FUN!:: irish good luck
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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER...SPOCK'S WISH FOR ALL

Leonard Nimoy...a fine actor, well-known as Mr Spock from Star Trek..... has passed on but will not soon be forgotten. As the enigmatic Vulcan on Star Trek he was always the voice of reason combined with a touch of humor. He made Spock a name known to most...Trekkies or not...with his pointed ears,serious face but dry humor...his character brought a new type of hero to the series and we loved it! Recent bad health has plagued the actor and finally caught up...but he will still be there for us all to see on the screen...forever Spock in the series...Leonard Nimoy, farewell and thanks for the memories..
thanks transport
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Bob Marley (singer,composer,Reggae artist)....Bein

Bob Marley
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”
? Bob Marley died in 1981..he helped make popular the Jamaican style of music called Reggae...he is gone but his thoughts shared here are a glimpse into the mind of a very talented musicianrose

Just wishing..

everyone here a joyous Christmas & Happiest of New Years..expressing wonder for such amazing group of people...worldwide...who blend their thoughts and lives here at Connecting Singles. Maybe 2015 will bring to each something special for the heart.heart wings: happy place angel
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IN LOVE......... with trees

We should all know that TREES are here for more than meets the eye!

Amazing but true..following are some good reasons to appreciate our "leafy" friends.

1.Your children are able to concentrate better in school after playing around trees

2.College students w/view of trees from dorm room score higher on tests

3.10% increase of trees in neighborhood reduces crime by 12%

4.Commuting along tree-lined roads lowers blood pressure and pulse rates

5.Surgery patients seeing trees from their hospital windows take fewer pain meds and shorten hospital stays

6.People in neighborhoods with trees, socialize more and report feeling more satisfied where they live.

7.Shade from 2 trees can save 30% on annual air conditioning costs

8. Having trees on your street increases sale prices of homes by average of $8,000

Information from Missouri Department of Conservation .."Trees Work"...TreesWork.Org
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