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Bongo insurance increases

I been playing the bingo drums for 4 years and every year the premium increases
Its getting to the stage that I'm thinking of selling them and taking up a different instrument like maybe a violin then I can play really sad music and beg for sympathy while I make noise so everyone looks at me.

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He came in my lunchbox again

When I was at school we had an exchange student from Spain whos name was Joaquin

He pronounced it as whakeem


He had a habit of helping himself to everyone's lunchbox

He became known as
"He came in my lunchbox "


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This has to be the sickest person

A British government-ordered inquiry this week said it found serious failings at hospitals where an electrician who was later convicted of murder had been able to have sex with more than 100 corpses over a 15-year period without being detected.

David Fuller’s necrophilia was uncovered in 2020 when police used DNA to tie him to the 1987 slayings of two women and also discovered millions of images of s*xual abuse in his home. The images included videos of him having sex with the dead bodies of women and girls in the mortuaries at two hospitals where he worked in southeast England.barf
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Did the ground move 4 you

A rare, powerful earthquake struck Morocco, sending people racing from their beds into the streets and toppling buildings in mountainous villages and ancient cities not built to withstand such force.


More than 1,000 people were killed, and the toll was expected to rise as rescuers struggled to reach hard-hit remote areas where the dead were buried even as desperate efforts were underway to save those trapped.


The magnitude-6.8 quake, the biggest to hit the North African country in 120 years, sent people fleeing their homes in terror and disbelief. One man said dishes and wall hangings began raining down, and people were knocked off their feet. The enormity of the destruction came into view in the daylight.


The quake brought down walls made from stone and masonry not constructed to endure quakes, covering whole communities with rubble and leaving residents picking their way precariously through remains.


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Wonder if this will lead to a multi million pay out ?

Or just be accepted as plain stupidity


A Massachusetts 14-year-old died shortly after eating an extremely spicy tortilla chip used in a popular TikTok challenge.


On Saturday (Friday local time), Harris Wolobah ate a Paqui-branded "one chip challenge" chip given to him by a friend at school.


His mother Lois Wolobah told local news outlet WBTS that he soon had an intense stomach ache and visited the school nurse, who called her to pick him up.


He felt some relief once home, but later lost consciousness while preparing for a basketball team try-out.


His brother found him and took him to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.frustrated
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WTF ???

A teen ram-raider is suffering early onset arthritis and faces a hip replacement in his 20s, with another likely when he’s older, after falling badly while fleeing police

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Seriously

Warning: Kiwi soldiers using military’s longest-range rifle told to limit firing after brain injury fearsblues
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See you later streaky ?

Former Zimbabwe cricket captain Heath Streak has died aged 49.


The cricketing all-rounder was battling colon cancer before his death.


His wife Nadine announced his passing in a Facebook post today.

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Another margaria vill?

Singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett, who popularised beach bum soft rock with the escapist Caribbean-flavored song Margaritaville and turned that celebration of loafing into an empire of restaurants, resorts and frozen concoctions, has died. He was 76.

Thats another time I've slid into home plate in front of you know who

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Now whos a proud boy dancing dancing cool
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What a guy

Infamous NZ conman Wayne Eaglesome spotted in Spain posing as wealthy aristocrat



Conman Wayne Eaglesome spotted in Spain claiming to be wealthy aristocrat


Prolific conman Wayne Eaglesome has resurfaced in Spain.




One of the country’s most infamous conmen has been spotted in Spain posing as a wealthy aristocrat working for a global investment giant.

Wayne Eaglesome, who has used dozens of aliases over the years, was jailed in 2018 for managing a company while prohibited and making a false statement. He is also a convicted sex offender. He fled the country more than two years ago.

Among his aliases are George Von Rothschild, Father Antony Garibaldi, Dr Angus Harrow, Alex Newman, Bernhardt Bentinck, Alex Bergen, Bernhardt Augustus Longwater, Barnaby Gordon, Richard Mountjoy, Alex Bauer and Ari Ben Yitzhak.

The con artist has claimed to be a super-yacht-owning Harvard graduate and multi-millionaire, confidant to Saudi princes, a World Bank tax analyst, a long-standing member of the New York State Bar Association, and grandson of a top surgeon who once saved the life of Fidel Castro’s wife.


Wow
What a life he had led and lived

In his own head

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Beat him to the punch so he's in dire straits

Dire Straits guitarist Jack Sonni has died aged 68.

Known as “the other guitarist” during the iconic group’s Brothers in Arms era, his passing was announced by the band on X

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Eat to live or live to eat

Try this just to see how much difference it makes to your calorie needs if you exercise

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