Why are most men that decide to mail me here are from Ireland?
I don't expect them to be from Spain as most live far away, so why Ireland, and not England, France, Netherlands or anywhere else.
Are the Irish looking for an exciting/ cheap holiday in Spain, with a sexy guide? Or just want to write, but then they are not great writers either, most saying, Hello, good morning sexy..
It was a beautiful warm spring day. I decided to go for a walk in the woods.
Enjoying the beauty of a lovely day, I suddenly realized that I could hear no sounds. No cars, no airplans, no birds.
Something was wrong!
Suddenly I hear the roar of a lion!
A Lion ! Is there a zoo near here? No! Is there a circus nearby? I could not remember if I had read about one, but a lion can walk many kilometers a day. Why has there been no warning? The lion showed no interest in me and continued walking parallel to me about 10 meters away. My lucky day, The lion is not hungry. The silence was unbearable, so strange, then suddenly there was a strange roaring sound coming from the south, like thunder and lightening altogether.
The noise came nearer, it was not an ordinary storm, a hurricane? I should not be in these woods during a hurricane. A big branch falls down from the tree near me. If I stay here I am sure to be a nice easy meal for that lion. I have one option, get into the open. I ran, although I did not know where I was going, I thought, the lion may know, and I followed his path. 5 minutes later, I saw the wide opening with green like grass. It was a large opening and not one tree.
I lay down and did not look up, afraid to get something into my eyes.
My eyes are closed and I am lying on the ground. Suddenly I hear very heavy feet stampeding near me. I open my eyes and see the under foot of an elephant. I was right, circus animals are free, probably it happened because of the hurricane,
I look to see where is the elephant running to? Animals have a 7th sense to save themselves.
I see at to end of the opening a building? It is silver metal with small windows along all the length. More like an airplane than a building.
I decide to run into this silver metal thing. The opening is very large and has a low ramp. I look inside and see many animals. Several Lamas, sheep, goats and also the elephant.
It reminded me of Noah's ark, only the animals were not in pairs. On one side there were several people including some children. I went to sit on the ground next to them,
No one spoke, even the animals were quiet.
I sat there for hours and, fell asleep.
When I woke up, most of the animals were no longer inside and all people had left.
The sun is beaming into the vehicle. Only a few sheep and goats were still inside.
As there was no hurricane now, I decide to leave too,
Leaving by the ramp I saw that the place was a different place to where I went into the vehicle. The sky was blue, the sun was shining and exotic plantation caught my eyes.
I could hear water from the distance and decided to go an have a look.
There were pathways in all directions, so I used one of these paths so as not to tread on the beautiful exotic plants.
The sound of water was coming from a waterfall, Below I could see the water, shining in the sun. In the water I saw crocodiles, and ducks swimming on the water, a giraffe was drinking at the edge,
Now nothing more surprised me, nothing made sense. The animals you never would see in the same place all seemed happy to be near each other.
I continued walking the path, the vegetation was lush and so many exotic plants were flowering, it was like in a botany garden.
Everything was like in slow motion, like everyone had all the time in the world. The feeling was calm, warm, happy, content.
Am I dreaming? I pinch myself, no, I am awake! I decide to go back to the metallic silver vehicle.
I walk back, 2-3 people are sitting inside, I sit, getting sleepy.
A woman speaks: Awake! I will call the doctor!
The doctor comes into the room. He says: You were in a coma for 5 days, we had to revive you twice, once it took quite a long time.
Now I understand where I had been. I had a quick look into my future.
Later, looking at the news on the room TV I saw that there was a circus accident and that an elephant and one lion were killed. The circus was far away in a different country.
I wrote to him:
Hi, wanting to meet your daughter or granddaughter???
Don't you think that is ridiculous. But if you wish so, each to their own. My beautiful granddaughter is too old for you.
He answered:
Not sure you should be here sending rude messages to others, an old woman like you should know better, maybe it's you shortage of education
(I am 75) and have no intention wanting to meet a 64yr who wants an 18-35
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
What is this new "PREMIUM?" I am seeing it more often, what is the difference?
Who has the best typ of profile photo, who has the worse.
What is the profile holder trying to give us a message.
There are the blanks (all painted one colour)
There are the hidden, you see the tip of their heads (at least those have hair, or a cap?)
There are the body free, showing mostly skin (OK we all have skin, so what is so special about him/her)
There are the masked ones showing us - what? My interpretation - stupidity
and there are, landscapes, houses, animals, and more - why bother at all!
On the other hand there are some lovely photos, my favorites are the ones where they show the person and a finger is shown towards you, to make you feel, your the one for me.
Your impressions?
Restrictions in settings is clear, we really need those restrictions, but sometimes they can drive you crazy, just in case you are, till this point, not crazy already.
Why would I even want to write a mail to someone that does not even want to read what I write, because I am too old, too young, sitting on the wrong chair in the wrong place in the wrong continent.
You don't even know me, never heard of me and I had written something so nice, interesting, funny, because I thought you would like to read what I wrote.
Then, a disaster - comes"you are blocked" or rather I am!
Just read this: I am so stressed, I would like to be kissed for 2 hours straight
and the answers, that was fun to read. Lets see what you write (male and females)
A fictive story, I am calling the man Jack. I must say, this could be in any other household a millions of times over:
Jack adored her, from the day he brought her into his home. She could do no wrong and if Jack was not pleased with something she did, she would give him such a sad face, without a word, Jack knew she was sorry, very sorry, so sorry. He had to love her.
Jack never expected her to do anything in the house, she never needed to clean, not even when she made a mess. She would not be expected to do the washing up or any other kind of household work. Jack would make sure she had good food, only the best for her, sometimes being cooked separately. Jack didn’t mind the extra work, she was worth it.
They would have intimate times together, like when he sat on the couch watching TV, she was quite large and took up most of the couch but she would put her head on his lap and he would offer her some nice snacks which she always appreciated.
At night she would warm his cold feet, during the daytime they would go for nice long walks, he usually suggested the way, but sometimes she wanted to go somewhere else, he would always give in to her suggestion, they never argued about anything, a perfect couple.
Many years later, she became ill and was suffering. Of course Jack brought her to see a doctor but it became obvious she would not recover.
And one day, Jack had to say a final good bye to his beloved.
Today, Jack sits on the sofa next to his wife, who was banned from sitting next to her husband for so long, as Jack darling would not let her get anywhere near them. His wife was the one that keeps the house clean, cooks, does the washing and speaks her mind which does not always please Jack, but then, he did marry her.
This guy is spam, I recognize this type of letter. Getting you away from CS
lovesupremacy SPAIN
Sorry to bother you ,I was browsing through the site,Showing my friend how it began here in finding love. We got married last month but am about to delete my profile before we came across your profile, he was actually standing behind me when he saw your picture and begged me to make contact with you since he does not have profile here.
He said he would be happy to know you, his name is Peter. Life is about taking chances. So I thought why not try to contact you and see if his search and yours might end here. You don't need to reply to me if you're not interested. You can contact him directly on [ peterkirkman94 at yahoo com ] so he could send you his pictures and tell you more about himself.
P.S.
As a man I can tell you that I trust him. He’s a good person with great personality, caring and lovely friend. he lives very close to you and i believe you guys will like each other or at least just give it a try as I have met my wife already. And I believe this is a good way to help a good friend. he has been single for seven years and he is hard working .
Please do contact him. I know he’ll be looking forward to hearing from you
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