I adopted a liberal

I have a pet liberal....

Yeah I have to confess. I found one I felt sorry for and kind of adopted it, probably because it wasn't very smart. I named it Soupy. It was a very short little liberal, homeless, no pedigree....a mutt. But like all well meaning new owners I tried to teach him new things, to behave, to listen and learn, and not to pee on his own feet. Now Soupy wasn't really as stupid as he was illiterate, but he wasn't really gifted either despite what he purported to be. He kind of over amped his background, but unfortunately when he opened his mouth he blew his cover. In short....he was just that....short.

Now we all sometimes bite off more then we can chew, and Soupy wasn't any different, he was dumb and naive, but determined to be finally accepted. But then he found his bone to chew on, and it was a BIG bone. He found a guy that suceeded where he had failed. He was a real estate tycoon, HUGE, a billionaire... and poor Soupy, he couldn't sell an igloo to an eskimo in the same town in his very short real estate career. Worse yet, this guy had women out the ying yang. Poor Soupy couldn't get laid in a female penitentiary with a fistful of pardons. And he was experienced with women....after all, he was on fifty dating sites and he had a profile that he made up that was really impressive. It just wasn't right, him being a liberal where he was owed a BIG government living.....He'd been a visiting Professor at Harvard, he had a PHD in biology, he was a professional softball player in a co-ed league, and he was a big entrepreneur....he made plastic jewelry that he sold at international kiosks and was a renowned photographer....of


to be continued...