Laughter is like vitamins for the soul
A policeman, walking around at night sees a car with the inside lights on. So he looks inside, and he sees a guy in the front, reading a book, while in the backseat there's a girl knitting.So he knocks on the window, and asks: What are you doing here? The boy says: I'm reading a book.
And the girl? Well, she's knitting a sweater, I believe.
Okay, how old are you? Well, I'm 22.
And how old is she?
The boy looks on his watch and says: In 15 minutes she'll be 18.
A policeman stops and very old lady who's driving 200 mph.
He asks: Why are you driving that fast?
She answers: I want to be on my destination, before I forget, what my destination is.
A policeman sees an old man walking outside about 3 a.m. He asks the man: Where are you going at this time of the night?
The man answers: I'm going to a lecture about alcoholabuse, smoking marihuana and staying awake til early in the morning.
What, who's giving such a lecture at this time of the night?
My wife!
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