"WONDERING MAN"..("NAMES")..(3)
"It Is Sometimes Embarrassing............................ To Have A Name .............................That Isnt Exactly Going To Get You Unnoticed.................Some People?................................................. Dont Give a Shit Less About Their Last NamesBut...It Mustve Been Rough In School ......What With Your Fellow Classmates Making Fun Of You
But Somehow?....Some People Get Through It
Others?........Some Have Gone As Far As Having Their Last Names Changed Legally"
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"Who Happened To Have Witnessed A Crime"
"He Was Rather On The "Large Side"
"And As He Was Saying What He Saw?"
"On The Bottom Of The Screen?"
"It Showed His Name......And His Name Was?"
"Billy Pounds".........................
"When I Was 16...And Living In California?"
"I Had A Part Time Job At A Private Rich Girls School... In Hillsdale California"
"On The West Coast Back Then?"
"There Was A Beer Called............. "Hamns Beer"...(Maybe Its Still In Business...I Dont Know)
"And The Daughter Of The Hamns Family?"................. Sent Her To This School"
"She Was ...As Billy Pounds Was.....A Lot On The Large Size"
"And As Unbelieveable As It May Sound"
"Her First Name And Last Name Said It All"
"Her Name Was"
"Lotta Hamn".........................................
"Im Not Laughing At These People"
"There Are no "Laughing Guys" Here So Far"
"its Just A Subject Im Writing About...Thats All"...............................
"At His Best!"..........
Well...1/2 true anyway...
Known throughout much of the 20th Century as The 1st Lady Of Texas, Miss Ima was the only daughter (thank God
Rumors circulated that Ol' Big Jim would sometimes introduce one of Ima's friends as "her sister, Ura". Miss Ima insisted it never happened.
Check out Miss Ima's pic y'all!
Ima HOLSTEIN would've been a better fit
DAYUM!!
"But The Proof Is Set Upon Us".................
"The Suspense Is Unbearable!!!"
"What Were The Last Names They Picked?!".........
Turn Dunlap
Into...
D'unLap
Mark Twain claimed to have known a guy who actually pulled that off...
- "A Private History Of A Campaign That Failed"
I remember the first time I heard of the Perry Mason actor, Raymond Burr, I kept thinking .. “Raymond Brrr it’s cold outside.”
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The great thing 'bout being a guy with a last name like that...you KNOW your wife loves ya.
Only a woman truly & blindly in love would willingly take on a name like that
Unless the guy was rich, of course.
But he'd have to be REALLY loaded.
So you once lived in California ???
Nice to know
"Sometimes.... Things Just Fall Into Place"
"And Can Become Embarrassing Moments".....................
"Yeah...Some Peoples Names Can Have That Effect"
"Raymond Brrrr"
"I Often Wondered Why Martin Sheens Son"
"Picked "Emilio Estevez"...... As His Screen Name"
"Sometimes Were Left To Wonder How they Come Up With These Names"...............
"My Family Moved So Many Times"
"I Went To 1st Grade In Rhode Island"
"Then?"....2nd And 3rd Grade In......... San Mateo California"
"Then?"...4th ...5th...And 6th Grade............. Back In Rhode Island"
"Then?"...7th...8th...9th...And 10th Grade Once Again.......... In San Mateo California"
"Then?"....We Moved Back Here Again"
"And Finally?..... The Moving Stopped"..................
"Youre Always Full Of The"
"I Didnt Know That" Stuff"............................
(I Know Some People Who Should Have That Name)
"All Rise!!!.......For Our Honorable Judge".............................