Do you believe in the day of judgment

The Lord has assured me that I have nothing to worry about, cometh the day I stand before him, string. He left me a tiny scroll in my box of breakfast cereal proclaiming such. I don't always have cereal for breakfast, so it might have lain there undiscovered for days. To have burnt the message into my toast would have been a surer way of getting it to me the soonest, as I always have toast for breakfast. Still, not for me to question the Lord in his choice of mysterious ways. He did mention you, but in strictest confidence. No doubt he will tell you himself when he deemeth the time ripe for thy most dreadful enlightenment.