Uncontrollable, Generalizing. Widespread human laughter....

To double dip a bit, cheater that I be... Sorry M and UF. Another true story, from that boring VIERK repertoire. Caught speeding, just a tad, think it was one of those Mississsippi style, tree branch hiding the speed limit sign, sad speed trap (M) cases. But thank Goddess, it was up North here, where the fuzz (M) at least often have a sense of humour, and kindness. Plus, they don't have to pay for ten shiny new police cruisers in a tiny sleepy backwater (M). But I digress. I should have known that the VIERK GT car would be a magnet for the Coppers (M), which is why it's racing green, and not Corvette red. But yes, with smart a** twin young girls on board, ( around ten YO), I opened the cockpit(M) window to hear every motorist's dreaded words. "License, registration and insurance card, please, Sir" The guy was at least three meters tall with that big GUN and high blue HAT going, so it wasn't exactly a time for any VIERK ingratiating (M) excuse BS stories. Just then, he noticed how both little rat girls were snickering (M) uncontrollably, in the full back seats (just BTW, another reason it beats any Porsche or 'Vettte) with my also trying hard not to laugh. He seemed to be doing the same, and just then, my hopes rose ever so litle. After returning from checking my record on the VHF in his Squad car (M), and only smiling, he said, "good driving record, Sir, and great girls. Any chance they are twins", as he handed me back all the paperwork (M), ---with merely a warning. At which point all four of us were cracking up (M) uncontrollably, as he struggled to get out his final words, "Sir, please drive carefully, as an example to the children." Can't make this stuff up.