How To Survive The Apocalypse ?

Things don't look good from my part of the world here, neither the rest of the world!

8,597,407 current Covid-19 cases and soaring, pope endorsing same sex unions, messy US elections, wars, occupations, hurricanes, floods, fires, terrorisms, many psychos going nuts all over the world and many many more shites going on, the entire world is so f*cked up.

I've watched TWD up to Season 7, Outbreak, Virus and other end of the world movies , more than enough to educate me on how to be prepared for the apocalypse.

They say get out of the city as soon as you can, with collapsed economy and useless government, supermarkets and food suppliers will be looted, find a quiet place near some water source and with fertile lands so you can plant and become self reliant. I'm surrounded by desserts here, f*ck!!! closest source of water to me is the Dead Sea, too salty for the fish to survive so I guess, I won't be going anywhere else.

First sensible thing to do is hoard bottled waters and foods, canned, dehydrated foods , pulses , medicines, yes some Xanax would be handy, disinfectant, sterile wipes and lots of tissues ??? Good thing, I've started collecting some this.

A couple of days ago, I found myself submerging some carrots in the water, hoping to see some roots in the next few days or so. I'm planning to plant them in a big pot so I will at least have my own source of carrots when the supply finally runs out. I'm thinking maybe I can plant some potatoes in the big pots too ? I'm getting some herbs this weekend and some bok choy cabbage & tomatoes would be nice. I have a little place here with good access to sunlight so I think it's time to use it wisely.

I have yet to prepare a bug out bag. I was checking online on what essentials should be in my bug out bag and below are what they listed :
Water, Water treatment method: Such as a filter,water purification tabs, etc.
Tent or tarp or sleeping bag, survival food such as protein bars or MREs, some canned foods
matches stored in a water proof container, first aid kit
Self-defense weapon, have no firearms but I have pepperspray and some kitchen knives so I will be armed to the teeth. Hygiene kit, change of clothes, rain jacket, boots, paracord and ropes, heavy duty gloves, face mask, Emergency light, flashlight, chemical lights…
Cash: At least $50 is recommended
Compass and maps , I have a messed up sense of direction so I don't think this would help me.
Survival stove and cook set, folding shovel, trash bags, spare batteries, duck tape
Charging kit, best would be the portable solar power bank. and some cards for entertainment

Just thinking of those listed items, I can already feel the heavy weight of my bug out bagfrustrated

well another survivalist recommended condoms, lots of it, featherweight, ultracompact and durable, condoms (nonlubricated, please) can be used as a makeshift canteen to store water, a fire starter or as elastic bands for an improvised slingshot to hunt small gamelaugh

Better to be prepared than sorry moping

Any other suggestions ?hmmm
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Comments (24)

wave Crazy! ... hug

You couldn't have timed this blog any Better ...
wow

jackolantern
Can one survive one of those?
professor

You'll have to protect your carrots & herbs from marauders, Crazy.
A couple pieces of old pipe, a nail firing pin, a board & duct tape ...

Badda-bing Badda-BOOM! ... Ya got yourself a slam fire 12 gauge shotgun!

grin

jackolantern:
Once one's acquired/fabricated one's 12 gauge shotgun, one will have options of missiles to blast at marauding zombies limited Only by one's imagination ...
very happy

jackolantern
Sadly sad ... some of y'all's rights aren't protected by a 2nd Amendment & firearms of Any sort mayn't be an option.

I get that.

One still has viable (i.e. LETHAL as Hell) carrot & herb protection options -
This very informative tutorial explores a Zombie Apocalypse slingshot ...
shock
That thing's Heap Big Zombie Medicine, Redd Ryder!!

Seriously! That "slingshot" can drop anything currently walking the Planet -
We're talkin' African big game - like stopping a charging rhinoceros, y'all!

DAYUM!!

jackolantern
We have officials exaggerating the death rate refusing to put it into context, and then you have long covid. Now how common is long covid? And is it as long as women in their 50s claim when they make a long problem of everything, mother nature's greatest wallowers. Theyd hate to be left out if you got ill and no matter the illness they're more ill than you every time.
Mic,

MadMax, 2021...now I need to figure out some more survival tricks, maybe some leather outfits would help...
Swamie,

I thought you're in Florida, so moved to Montana, how is it there ?
Johnny,

sounds like you're giving up already, where's your fighting spirit ?!
Mic,

even if have a shotgun, I don't have deer nor buffalos to gun down here. I'm not sure if I can even pull the trigger , I'm more likely to barricade or just run fast.

I was telling my friends earlier, I might consider raising some chickens and ducks inside my apartment, good source of protein...and maybe some aquarium, not bad to have some fresh " seafoods" toolaugh
Mic,

we are not allowed to open carry weapons here...I guess I will just have to appeal to the enemy's better naturelaugh
Track,

that's a lot of good ideas there...I think I'm good at scavenginglaugh

what worries me is that part in The Walking Dead where they ate Bob's leg, I so hope people wont opt to that as the last resortlaugh
My goodness Crazy! doh

I'm all prepared to leave this planet. transport
Minerva,

No, we still need you herelaugh
Crazy..my name is Daniela!
Don't you remember?
@Track..
No..Crazy needs the four Fs..for survival

FEAR. .FOOD..FIGHT..F--- laugh
Great plan Crazy. except for one liiiiiiittle flaw. The Worlds biggest earthquake beyond what scientists could possibly imagine. The lack of oil being the key to what is to come.

Like oil in an engine isnt it safe to say that oil in the earth is what creates a smooth transition as the eearth naturally cycles its top layer of soil via earthquakes? Take the oil away and you get a more jagged earthquake like that of a conveyor belt with soil on it. The oil between the tectonic plates creates that smooth transition.

Also, two thirds of the world's population will perish via an earthquake according to Zechariah's prediction in chapter 13 fyi different versions have different outcomes but in simple terms consumed by the earth is a more accurate prescription imo. Assuming the house of david is referring to our world.
Sometimes you have to make lemon aid out of lemons.
Daniella,

of course I know your name, I simply miss your Minerva namelaugh
and the 4F pretty much sums it uplaugh
Tame,

thank you, that's a good additional info in this blog..let's hope and pray that won't happen,

this too shall pass...
Crazy
You need to travel light so you can move swiftly. You can gather as you move along, you just want to make sure you have light weight nurishing food and clean water....you might consider a filtration straw and a fire starter kit too to be on the safe survival side. A mylar emergency blanket and some salt might come in handy too wink head banger comfort
Lover,

they strongly recommended to gather supplies enough for 72 hours, but yes, I'll try to travel light
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