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Top 10 reasons why a dog is better than a woman

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop.
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Yash124g
Yash124g●Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Feb 6, 2010●311 Comments
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A women will always be first choice for me yay

I prefer cats anyway wink

Dogs or any pets can be great but will never provide the same level of love and affection a loving, caring human can.. purple heart
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adamisk
adamisk●raleigh, Mississippi USA
Feb 6, 2010●1,442 Comments
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that's too true
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NeverEndingStory
NeverEndingStory●Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England UK
Feb 6, 2010●20 Comments
#3
Well all you men who agree with this know what to do. Instead of wasting your time on here. Go take Bozo for a long walk. Bye wave
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CITYBOY75
CITYBOY75●Selmer, Tennessee USA
Feb 6, 2010●8 Blogs●40 Comments
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Well, I know you love your dog but it sounds like you've spent a little too much time with it.laugh
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hyoscyamus
hyoscyamus●Riga, Latvia
Feb 7, 2010●23 Comments
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11. A dog never get pregnant ...

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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yamani72jo
yamani72jo●Jeddah, Makkah Saudi Arabia
Feb 8, 2010●3 Comments
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Who is the woman
Is my daughter
My sister is
Is beloved
Is my mother
Is my Grandma
All women the gift of God
Must be respected
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dannie2010
dannie2010●vizag, Andhra Pradesh India
Apr 19, 2010●4 Blogs●23 Comments
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..............then marry a dog in your next janma (incarnation)!
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