Jokes specially for skeletons:
1. Hey, dear, what color are your eyes? I can't tell, are they green or blue?2. Can you throw an eye in my yard/house to see if anyone's there?
3. If you like my dog, could you give him a bone, please?
4. Would you like to be a skin or organ donor?
5. There's something different about you, but I can't figure out what... Did you lose weight, by any chance?
6. Being bald suits you well.
7. I wish I could look into your eyes and tell you how much I love you.