soquiliquay
soquiliquay
Ashland, Wisconsin, USA
Aug 2010
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I Want A Bridge

Time for a joke since I`ve been full of emotion lately.

So..

God heard about a guy who was unbelievably nice, giving to charity, helping the needy, and wanted to meet him and give him 1 gift of his choosing.

The guy said...I want a bridge to Hawaii so I can visit anytime I`d like to.

God guffawed.
"Are you nuts?" He yelled. "Can you imagine the manual labor involved? The support beams alone..dear me. Can you think of something else?"

The guy said..."Well yes. I`d like to understand my wife. To know what she`s feeling..."

God said...
want 2 lanes or 4?
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Alexei23
Alexei23●Ireland, Limerick Ireland
Aug 2, 2010●6 Blogs●126 Comments
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Why does every joke have to involve god? why does every second thread have to be about god
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BillyFatwas
BillyFatwas●South Coast, New South Wales Australia
Aug 2, 2010●4 Blogs●413 Comments
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Ha! God might have to rethink that once he runs into the Environmental Impact Assessment mob.laugh

And Alexei..... lighten up a bit mate. It wasn't in bad taste.cheers
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Alexei23
Alexei23●Ireland, Limerick Ireland
Aug 2, 2010●6 Blogs●126 Comments
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@BillyFatwas, I didn't read it, I saw god again and just posted a random rant dunno

































he was standing over by the fireplace uh oh
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penny57
penny57●tullamore, Westmeath Ireland
Aug 2, 2010●4 Comments
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well, soquiliquay, i think your joke,s very funny. maybe we both just have a weird sense of humour. whatever gets you through the day!head banger
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Solja
Solja●Perry Point, Maryland USA
Aug 2, 2010●2 Comments
#5
That was very funny! May I use it?

The God I know, has a sense of Humor. He made me blind in one eye, and near-sighted in the other!

solja
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soquiliquay
soquiliquayOP●Ashland, Wisconsin USA
Aug 2, 2010●56 Blogs●33 Comments
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I know tons of jokes, use as much as you`d like. Think I`ll put another one up;)
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I've given up on dating. I'm too old to care about it now, with what I want in life. A lot of men take decades to decide if they want marriage and children, and before said time they won't bother to actually talk to me. So I intend to have children o [read more]

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