The Genie
A guy was walking down the beach when he stumbled upon a lamp. It was dusty and he rubbed it clean when out popped a genie. The genie was soooo happy to be out of there. He offered the guy 3 wishes.Hm...gunna have to think about that for a moment.
Ah...
Fire Engine Red Porsche. With a music system tuned for his ears.
Genie snapped his fingers and the car appeared.
Hm...2nd wish...Well obviously he wished for a million dollars;)
Genie snapped his fingers and said the money was in the trunk of the car.
Hm...3rd wish...women? naw, with a million dollars and a sports car, he`d get women in no time. World Peace? Naw, only crazy people want that
He just couldn`t think of one, so asked the genie if he could give it some time.
Sure, genie said, but remember, I can`t get outta that lamp until you ask that third wish. So the lamp went in the passengers seat, and the guy started up the engine and listened to it purr. Turned on the radio which sounded magnificent to his ears. He was so happy, he started singing along with an old favorite song of his.
"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener."
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