A Farmer Joke
A farmer was giving his wife last-minute intructions before going into town on business. He said, "That fellow will be along this afternoon to impregnate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the correct stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."Satisfied that his wife understood, the farmer left for town.
That afternoon, the inseminator arrived, and the wife, who knew virtually nothing about farming, dutifully led him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.
"This is the cow right here," she said.
"What's the nail for?" asked the inseminator.
She shrugged and replied: "I guess it's to hang up your pants."
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