Shopping survival guide for men.
Just a few tricks i've learned to enjoy shopping allot more.First of all.. Forget about pride. Thats the most important thing.
Now the secret is to add some more fun to the entire thing.
What can you do to reach that goal??
For example:
*you could put stuff into other people kart.. Especially chocolates, chips or something like that in karts of people who have children with them.. Fun garanteed.
*If you notice someone looking for something in a rack.. get between them and the rack and start "searching" for something.. if they move right.. you move right.. if they go left.. you move left.
*Push away other people karts while unattented. Or just run into other people kart on the corners and stuff like that.
*Push any toy that makes sound
*If they sell alarmclocks or other kinds of timers... set them all to go off in the next 10-15 minutes.. don't set them on the same time.. keep a few minutes interval for each of them if possible..
*ask people information about the products they are buying because you are in doubt if you should get it yourself or if you should select another brand.
*clothes.. If she goes into a changing booth... locate a small rack of clothes and put it in front of the booth.. if she comes out she won't know what to do.
*Go into the booth next to hers and start moaning.
*Talk to yourself whenever passing a mirror.. things like.. wow i'm cute, hey i know this guy, what a hottie.. BAsic stuff.
*Never leave home without your imaginary friends.. they are fun to talk to while waiting in line.
*If she asks advice about clothes, or hands you a purse.. act like one of her girlfriends.. If she treats you like one you are allowed to act like one.
*In case you need a break once in a while.. pick up smoking.. this can buy you up to 15 minutes freedom every 2nd shop.. just say you need a smoke and that she can go in already..
More tips and tricks might be added later.
Good luck
Comments (37)
5 of those have holes in them so only suited for working around the house
1 Pair is really nice so thats for special occasions that makes it 2 pairs for just everyday use.
Lgs no that wasn't me .. maybe it was you afterall
Soon you will have 15 pairs too
BTW nice meeting you.. don't think we talked before.
I've got 3 pairs of shoes and two coats to my name.
I can't begin to understand why some people have to go down every single isle in the store and read every label.
12 minutes ago
it helpd when you know what you are looking for ccincy.. I guess with your experience you know exactly what you
Experience has absolutely nothing to do with it.
Plus my guy doesn't find a reason to complain cause he enjoys shopping too.
Now i am really worried about you.
If you want to come out of the closet and tell us all about your recent changes i applaud you, but i will say that i liked the big macho Teddy.
Your just turning into a not so big soft cuddly TeddyBear now......
You need to get back to doing man things like,
well you know.....of course you could do ......and dont forget that......
I'm totally confused now, see what you have done to me with all your talk like this.