TRUE STORY
This morning I jumped on my horse and went out for a ride,some wild outlaws chased me shot me in my side.So I crawled into a Wildcats cave to find a place to hide,but some pirates found me sleeping there soon they had me tied to a pole and built a fire under me I almost cried,till a mermaid came and cut me loose and begged me to be his bride,so I said I'd come back Wednesday I must admit I lied.
Then I ran into a jungle swamp but I forgot my guide,I stepped into some quicksand no matter how I tired I couldn't get out till I met a water snake named clyde who pulled me to some cannibals who planned to have me fried. An eagle came and swooped me up through the air we flied but when dropped me in a boiling lake a thousand miles wide,then you'll never guess what I did I DIED!
Comments (8)
J. K. Rowling has made millions writing stuff like this. I will admit that I have never seen her movies or read her books but what's that got to do with success.
Go for it!
Great story..... You can always blame it on your horse!!