My blonde moments
I have said things so stupid that it's hilarious.
Last summer my parents and I went boating and I was looking for bald eagles and other wildlife.We saw a bald eagle to my delight and I took out my camera hoping to take some pictures of a bald eagle.
I noticed something in the sky flying towards us.Here's where I had the mother of all blonde moments.As soon as I saw the object in the sky I yelled out "look at the huge bald eagle!"To my embarrassment that "bald eagle" turned out to be an airplane flying really low!My parents almost died laughing,and my mom still hasn't let me live this down.
Back in 1998 I was visiting my paternal grandma for two weeks as I always did every summer.I had two major blonde moments during that visit.
One afternoon,my grandma,my mom and I went shopping.I can't remember what we were talking about but I sure remember the idiotic comment I made and I quote "Well,Grandma is my dad's wife!" My mom and grandma laughed really hard and I felt like a fool even though I was laughing.
Then,on the day I was going home,my grandma and I were packing my stuff.Grandma holds up a bag and asks me where I want to put it.I said "Oh,it'll go in the trunk with me!" Everyone burst out laughing and my grandma laughed so hard she was crying.
I was glad to have made Grandma laugh so hard as she had been quite depressed due to her medical problems.Even so,I wasn't planning on saying something so stupid-it just popped out of my mouth!
Well,I guess I took after Grandma as she had more than her share of blonde moments.
Comments (4)
often the mind wanders when the tongue slips.
Of course, any mother and grandma enjoy having a funny daughter to share blond moments with.
Claire