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Freedom and great dinner for snails

April was dry until last night, when it poured. And at once here they came. Arion lusitanicus, the buffed spanish snail, in hundreds from nowhere. Well, they did not sing: Oh when the Saints come marchin' in. But still had a good time, these rocks. Their color is brown in many shades and most of them are youngsters hoping to eat a lot great dinners and to grow old. Hardly any predators like them like me, too, running around with a kitchen knife but without a fork. But I am too blind to see them all and for one I stab ten may survive. The cat laughs at me and wonders: Hey Bert wait till its frozen, then they are frozen. Hahaha.
So I'm the lonesome fighter for freedom from snails and dinner of greens. Wasting my time collecting my pee in a tank to dump it for 20 $ in Californio. Though it is mostly water and like manure.

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wave wine I have read it,,, have a good week end!
guadal

you,ve been invaded by the brown "Bloooooob"
laugh

btw: dry in April? In Germany?

Now I'm starting to believe in "warming stuff"uh oh
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh don't know what I am laughing atgrin
Hey good friend of mine. Will you just chill out? Have a nice trip to California and just have fun, will you?

Your friend from California
Guadal

You started this brown invasion...where are you?confused
bigbangbung,

crying in despair about the brown myth of sisyphos.
Red,

u r laughing until they come and get u.
Great dinner in a hut with pee-tank with Lindsay in CA. Schwarzenegger in ambush so nothing chilling happens with buffed snails.
wine
Z,

it is a case for the UN.
OMG!laugh
cheers Make snail soup?dunno handshake
I love snail G. Just so you know it is one of the richest in protein, according to the Health magazines and we have abundance of them in my birth country.

In France when I was there, ESCARGOT meal was like gold in price and let me tell you, it is sold here in the US at @$35 dollars a pound in shell and dried..

So yes I will be so happy to have dinner with you my friend..
U may have dinner with ur illusions because I am not talking about Helix pomatia here but Arion lusitanicus! OMG.comfort
So where is ur hut with pee-tank? dunno
Fish bait go fishing and eat good
Our creek is practically dead, the Rhine is too far away and no good fishing. Almost anywhere u need a permit and licence.
Long ago I did it and it was good fishing!
But these snails no fish would like them.
Well what they look like post a pic
I have no reasonable pic of my own yet. But u could already find some online, I guess. (Wikipedia, e.g.). wave
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