postneoludite
postneoludite
West Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Nov 2014
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Cars

Wouldn't you know it. Just the other day I was thinking that I've never had a flat tire on my car.
What a fool.
So I discover I have this flat tire, and I try to drive the old truck only to discover that the new fuel line I put in last year has disintegrated and gas is leaking all over the engine. So I go to fix the flat (15 minutes, right?) and of course the wheel nut were put on by Superman on his day off. 45 minutes later dripping sweat and covered in dirt the wheel nuts are off, but I discover the alloy rim that seemed so cool at the time is stick to the car like it's been welded on. Anyway, an hour later I'm done, and I go into the house, rummage around in the pantry until I find an old bottle of high fructose corn syrup, and I CHUG it. drinking

Have a nice day. smile
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Mimi1973
Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia
Nov 27, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments
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comfort hug
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postneoludite
postneoluditeOP●West Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Nov 27, 2014●53 Blogs●339 Comments
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Thanks, Mimi.
I need a bike.
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Mimi1973
Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia
Nov 27, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments
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motorcycle Hop on and hold on tight! wink
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ajkaorjun
ajkaorjun●kolkata ( erstwhile calcutta ), West Bengal India
Nov 27, 2014●49 Blogs●856 Comments
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get contiseal ( google it! ).
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postneoludite
postneoluditeOP●West Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Nov 27, 2014●53 Blogs●339 Comments
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contiseal
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Calliopesgirl
Calliopesgirl●Nashville, Tennessee USA
Nov 27, 2014●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments
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I HAD THREE FLAT TIRES IN ONE DAY AND RAN OUT OF GAS AND GOT A 700 LB. ROUND BALE OF HAY STUCK IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK!!! oops....I laughed at the end of the day!!!
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Ken_19
Ken_19●Winchester, Virginia USA
Nov 27, 2014●284 Blogs●3,903 Comments
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Well if you have any syrup dregs in the bottle, fill it with boiled water, add a little yeast, then put it in a closet for a few months. Then you will have something others may drink too. laugh
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I'm a quiet sort, somewhat bookish and prefer small groups of people.
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