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Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
Would that work?
KNenagh
Errrr.....what's the colour of your bedlinen, may I ask?
What?!?! I can't even Google translate it?
I'm no longer on talking terms with the guy who did the last translation for me........for the time being
Hello
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
Made a nice change from the 'Hi how are you doing. A little original!!
Can't sleep?
He might understand and if he doesn't he might have friends that know
Too funny! You should make a compilation of them
Nam?
What about polka dot?
Ken
I'm finding myself wishing I could go back in time and answer differently!
Yes, my eyes look like they haven't been washed in months.
"i really love your profile when i went through it and also i got attracted to you when i saw your pics,I was astonished and it gat me saying ''OH MY GOD, GOD MUST HAVE CREATED YOU ON HIS RESTING DAY COS YOUR BEAUTY IS UNIQUE''
... can't beat this with an egg beater.