Incoherent thoughts...

It's that time of the month again!
I'm feeling miserable, have a headache and just don't feel like doing anything . Even a pint of coffee and some cinnamon rolls don't help at alldoh

Where the heck are you?! The time I need a lashing post I've got no one around ffs!doh this is the time I really really miss my Bigbuttsigh moping

When I get crazy like this, many things just randomly come in my mind...like the things that I like in men: hairy, nice bums, fun and jerk-"ish". does "size" really matters? They said it's not the size of your wand but it's the magic that you create when you wave it...dunno

I'm petite, size small, size 1 and sometimes not happy about it...sigh specially when I go to buy some shoes, I always have trouble finding my size. How small is small and how big is big?

What size are you?confused
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The ideal way to get rid of a confusion is the method of "hit and trial!" professor
The ideal way to get rid of a confusion is the method of "hit and trial!" professor
The ideal way to get rid of a confusion is the method of "hit and trial!" professor
The ideal way to get rid of a confusion is the method of "hit and trial!" professor
Iota,

"Hit and run" works for me better....grin
Crazy
need not tell you are slippery..but don't ever underestimate me I can somehow manage. laugh
Iota ,

You don't need another headache . I already feel guilty over my Bigbutt, I can't handle another one.

Anyway, my Bigbutt will always be special to me, I know he forgives me and cares about me. He is reading this and I believe he knows I'm full of remorse.grin he knows me so and understands me in a way that no one could...for that I'm very happybanana banana
Oh for that, I'm grateful too!grin

Come here youcomfort you crazy silly mancomfort and you're making my daysigh cheers
I hear you say. thumbs up thumbs up bye bye.....you deserve no more. ...
wow... someone got slapped..doh
Bout me. Although it may be in profile.

I weigh 92 kilos, height is 183 centimeters. 22 centimeters elsewhere. Shoe size (American) is 11.
You actually measured it..doh
22cm ???? hhmmm.....
`ken..no you let the cat out the bag, or should I say the snake..you do realise these women will now be dreaming of a 6 ft copper with big feet and todger to match..you are in trouble now buddy.
Ken,

I don't know what is 22cm...will you convert it to inches please....grin
22cm = 8.647 inches
Smart,

Is that accurate?confused laugh
how many digit you need ? i can give you... I have calculator herelaugh
dont worry.. I have measure tape with me Ian...laugh
giggle giggle ...i just knew this Blog would go from height, weight and bust size to a mans measurements.....peace
wow did you shown me Ian? when???? I am excited to see.... banana banana I am curious to know ... your size...

Jazz.... would you join ? applause applause
Ian - No I did not measure it. A visitor here did. laugh

I have no idea if she measured properly.

I think, it is no more important than the cup of a bra. Yeah, obviously from another post some get off on that. I don't care. I either like the woman, or I don't. What her cup size is not what I am looking for.
hhhmm.... no wonder you are crazy for Asian... confused
Cal,

Yeah, incoherent blog...well size does matter after allsigh

Is there anyone who has bigger than Ken's?confused

Ian, would you like to re-measure?confused sigh
Ian,

whatever is the number, don't you dare post it here...text it to me!scold
ken..ahem..we are not talking about cup sizes here..that is wear the hands come in..if we are talking about mens todgers...its...well..erm....how do i say..this..erm....wait...wait its...no i cant say it...doh
Pfffttt...you seen one dingle dangle you've seen them all. banana laugh
anyone wanna see mine....
GYPSY,

how u doing there?

Yeah, feeling better now....thanks!

and I don't agree with you....

each man had different...from what I've read here, they greatly varyscold
Ian,

behave yourself....scold you're not showing that to anyone.


This blog is going to be toast...again!doh sigh
banana banana banana Ian..... come on banana banana
As I expected...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Bingo.....
I don;t know how to measure it (claiming so anyway). Female help in taking the latest measurement is always appreciated. :)

I have had some acquaintances (in my police days) who worked in the trade. Truly after handling thousands they were truly bored by the subject. They held the view how you used it was way more important than what you had. LoL, so few men knew how to use it properly they usually much preferred the company of their female coworkers anyway and would endlessly gossip about certain customers that truly knew how to do it well.
I wish callie would join in on this..id like to hear from born agains view on size..
Right, Crazy! Seems like the ones who did it right ought to get a discount or something. A 20% off coupon on their next visit, maybe.
christ ken..too much information..i feel barf
Never raise a topic if you aren't prepared for the answer or to go there. laugh
But for womens size you are right....ethiopian are the ....erm...small hug ....kenyans are...large..arabs are large...fillipina..they vary..depending on kids..ones who have not had kids...yummy...thai...mmm debateable...come in two sizes kids or no kids..

Indians also vary...
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