50 Grayish Shades
50 grayish shades…back and forth, back and forth…in and out, in and out. A little to the right, a little to the left. She could feel the sweat on her forehead….between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back…. She was getting near to the end!! He was in ecstasy….with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved…..forwards then backwards, forwards then backward…..Again and again. Her heart was pounding now.. Her face was flushed, she moaned,..softly at first, then began to groan louder… Finally, totally exhausted she let out a piercing scream.. She shouted………. “oh for heavens’ sake man!!!! I cannot do this parallel parking….YOU DO IT!!
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My daughter went to see 50 Shades at the cinema.
She said it was brilliant.
The whole audience laughed out loud all the way through it, it was so bad.
I know what she means! It happen to me all the time....