lol
A soldier ran up to a nun out of breath and asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt?"I'll explain later, the nun agreed...
A moment later 2 military police ran up and asked, sister, have you seen a soldier?
The nun replied, he went that way.
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said "I can't thank you enough sister, you see, i don't want to go to Afghanistan...
The nun said, i understand completely"
The soldier added "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs !
"Nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of bollocks!".....
"I don't want to go to Afghanistan either!
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