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I’m not very clued up on the female anatomy and I need some help to clarify two female terms.

Some time ago there was a shoot-out between the police and would-be bank robbers in town. A female police office was wounded. The newspaper reported on her condition, and I quote: “She is in intensive care but the bullet has not been removed from her yet.” The next day the paper did a follow up on her condition. I quote again: “She is in a stable condition and the bullet has been removed from her now.”

This confused me. The two statements seem to contradict each other. Why did they remove the bullet from her NOW if she was shot in her YET?

I called the reporter on the day that the first report was published and asked her where a woman’s YET is located. She probably suffered from PMS because she hanged the phone up on me. Women!

I did not see my way open to call her again the next day when she did the second report.

But being bright as I am, I solved half the mystery by logic deduction. I reasoned that if she was shot in her YET, the bullet had to go through it to embed itself in her NOW. From this I derived that these two organs or body parts must be in close proximity to each other and, as I don’t have such organs, I can only assume that it must be female organs or at least something hidden under her dress.

But I still don’t know where is a woman’s YET or her NOW. If somebody can enlighten me, I’d be very grateful.


Have a wonderful weekend.

I turned the tele on and the real housewives of new jersey was on,
O.M.G. Here's this bunch of woman with jewery everywhere,probly a
truckload of money,all running each other down with there donald duck lips ,and there tits practicly bursting out of there gowns,
and there faces full of plastic,how disgusting,and people actually watch that crap. what ever happened to growing old naturally.
Its a shame these people dont get of there arse and put there money
to good use,like helping people in much more unfortunate life.
Disgusting rich dumb bimbos,yuk yuk yuk,gimme a natural woman anyday.

Several episodes of severe bad luck since began hanging with latest tomato. When first met her, began having intrusive thoughts warning me away. Thoughts?

How are all the wild , Exotic , Erotic ?????? little women doin, on the other side of the Earth, tonight?

Free-lance TV weatherperson at KDKA-TV2 in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Met her via Twitter and have been exchanging tweets
with her for quite a while after i followed her on that site now she
decided to follow me for a change developing a friendship& getting to
know one another&seeing where it may possibly lead to!?

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why is it that woman said just looking for a honest, kind man. yet when it come to one trying to talk to them, they turn their noises up.

you could be the most good kind hearted man with a lot to offer but well you know the rest

SORRY THIS IS HOW I TRULY & HONESTLY FEEL I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh really you're so beautiful like princess.
But did you ever saw you heart.
It is more black then coal.
and coal always burn not lighting someones life.
So be like a candel.
Not like a coal.

Girls :
Think you get it naa ! ! !

I am from San Antonio and glad that the southern lady charm is so alive . I hope to find that great majic that a lady for me can always give