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Sayings Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband! If a man says something in the middle of the forest a...	451	7	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
Angry Wife An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he a...	436	5	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
Fishing A fishing trawler goes down, leaving only one survivor. Eventually, he washes ashore on a remote island inhabited by cannibals. They capture him and...	400	4	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
Little Johnny Little Johnny dreamed of going to the zoo and pestered his parents about it day in and day out. Finally his mother nagged his reluctant father into t...	422	7	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
Barnyard Joke Three pigs are in the barnyard. The first one says, "oink, oink." The second pig says, "oink, oink." The third pig says, "Moooo." The two other...	550	15	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	22 hrs ago
Where Do You Have Your Treasure Stored? Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal. Matthew 6:19 Have you ever...	501	-	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 30
Curtain Rods (Kind of brings a tear to your eye....) On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases....	468	5	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 20
For Sale (True Story) My lady friend and I went to small clothing store in town the other day. They had lots of stuff on sale. So I turned my lady friend...	620	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 27

Mouthology A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor sai...	769	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 29
Heroes Unaware So give thanks to all the men and women Who're still here or have gone before And made the highest sacrifice In both Peace time and in War...	463	7	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Difference Between Men and Women Creation Order Joke God made man before woman so the man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question. Men, you m...	511	19	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Influencing With Words We avoid sickness. When an item at the grocery store is recalled or we hear of a friend getting food poisoning from a local restaurant, we avoid the c...	591	25	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 3
Power Of Words Once we accept the power of our words, we must decide on their purpose. Words can be as useful as a strong horse ploughing a field or a spark us...	602	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 5
Do You Like Movies I love movies! Mostly action, drama, westerns, war movies, love stories and comedies. I have a number of movies that I love: Shane (western), D...	580	16	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 5
Blessed to be a Blessing A grieving Canadian widower was dining alone in a restaurant for the first time since burying his wife of 43 years. Seated nearby was a young couple w...	453	5	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 29
Two Factory Workers Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman sa...	579	16	0	May 2014	May 2014	20 hrs ago
Grandson's Graduation When my grandson graduated from university last year, I was trying to think of something special to say to him in a card. About a month before, I was...	551	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 4
What About Your Life? A young woman told her mother about her life and how things were so hard. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She wa...	640	21	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
The Lottery This lady was having problems stretching her money from one month to the next. Finally in desperation, she got down on her knees and started praying...	498	6	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 22
Happiness How do you rate your happiness on a scale of 1-10? Please explain your rating or anything else that affects your happiness!...	538	19	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 3
Don't Be Afraid To Fail Proverbs 24:16 says, "The godly may trip seven times, but they will get up again." If you have made a mistake or encountered a failure, don't stay do...	545	13	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 1

M-0-T-H-E-R M-is for the million things she gave me O-means only that she's soft to hold T-for the things she tried to teach me H-is for...	639	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 27
Eternal Love The evidence of God's love has existed since the beginning of the world. When God created man, He gave him a beautiful garden, a companion, and a purp...	552	-	0	May 2014	May 2014	22 hrs ago
Heaven Joke A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you...	546	4	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 4
The Queens Riddle Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there... any tips you can gi...	461	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 1
Ducks Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on...	587	10	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 3
Senior Man At the Super Bowl A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other s...	514	9	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 2
Dental Appointment Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130?, was the prompt re...	546	2	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 27
Easter Bunny A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the r...	568	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 2
Wrong Email A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 y...	501	4	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Happy Easter I want to wish everyone a Happy and Blessed Easter!...	626	15	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	20 hrs ago

Has Anyone Seen Has anyone seen or heard from our friend Godaniel? Haven't seen a blog or response to a blog from him in about 3 weeks! I wonder if he is okay? Doe...	739	20	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 4
The Italian Funeral Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery...	600	11	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Woman at the Pearly Gates At the pearly gates of heaven, Jean, John's late deceased wife, ask to come in and St Peter said you must first spell a word before you can come in. S...	578	19	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 5
Excellent Painting of Christ's Resurrection I received this email of Christ's resurrection last year and wanted to share it with everyone on cs this year! Enjoy please!	842	11	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Speeder and Cop A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left...	487	9	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 1
God Loves Me John 3:16 the most famous verse in the Bible, is the "Gospel in a Nutshell". It summarizes the essential truths of salvation--God's love, our need, t...	1,163	40	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	14 hrs ago
Dead Dog A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on...	652	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 30
Ever Wonder? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headli...	619	5	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	20 hrs ago
Three Ladies Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in...	648	6	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 2
Be careful where you put your money. A local bank where I live is advertising 2% APY interest on checking accounts! Much more than I am getting. So I stopped at the bank and got an expl...	609	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 2
Woman before the judge This woman stole a can of peaches and got caught. She had to appear before the judge and she was found guilty. The judge said to her, "before I...	610	12	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 29

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