Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Jun 2014
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny dreamed of going to the zoo and pestered his parents about it day in and day out. Finally his mother nagged his reluctant father into taking Johnny to the zoo for the day.

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they got home.

"Terrific," the father replied. "We had a great time. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it."

"Is that true, Johnny?" his mom asked. "Did daddy really have as good a time as you?"

"Yeah, mom.... He sure did-especially when one of the animals came running home at thirty to one!"


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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Jun 2, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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Did they come by bus!........................rolling on the floor laughing
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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
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when i was akid,,i had to go with my father to the race track and because it cost money to get in,,,,,,i would have to wait outside in the car all day while he was in there betting on the horses,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Zeurich
Zeurich●unknown, Utrecht Netherlands
Jun 2, 2014●165 Blogs●1,300 Comments
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confused Nop my mind did not absorb it roll eyes
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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
#4
the father went to race trackinstead of the zoo
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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
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the father has the owner of the company he works for over for dinner,,,,after dinner,,as they are sitting down,,,,his young son comes out in the living room carrying 3 books,,and hands then to the owner,,his father says to little johnny,,"what did you bring those out for"?,,and little johnny says,,,you said he knows how to juggle the books,,i want to see him do it,,,,
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val53
val53●cape town, Western Cape South Africa
Jun 2, 2014●9 Blogs●724 Comments
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That's a good one Namaron!!crazy very happy rolling on the floor laughing
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Onlyguyonline today!
Onlyguy●Kelowna, British Columbia Canada
Jun 4, 2014●148 Comments
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Good one, I passed it on handshake
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