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U S Marine Corps Birthday Today, I celebrate the U S Marine Corps birthday because I am a former Marine! (profile pic) For the people who are interested, the Marines are the b...	745	16	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 29
Beethoven A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by...	520	7	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
All Americans Please go out and vote tomorrow, Nov. 8! This may be the most important election in your lifetime! I believe everyone's life will be impacted by thi...	655	9	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	18 hrs ago
Happy Birthday Profiency1 Happy Birthday to a very nice lady! May you have many, many more! Enjoy your SPECIAL DAY!...	1,030	20	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2017	19 hrs ago
Hillary honored by Apaches Indians Hillary Clinton addressed a major gathering of the Apache Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native Amer...	1,084	10	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	17 hrs ago
Heart Broken Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill...	784	13	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 3
Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to...	601	3	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 30
I do not like the new CS format! Much prefer old format! What is your opinion and why?...	1,826	53	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	4 hrs ago

King Arthur And The Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's you...	597	3	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 25
TINY STORIES WITH GREAT MESSAGES {1} Once all the villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.** That's F...	706	13	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	May 5
Your First Kiss What age did you kiss your first guy or girl? How did you feel after the kiss? Where did it happen?...	864	24	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	20 hrs ago
Trump vs Clinton Take a look at these comparisons! Trump: Were Going to Build a Wall! Clinton: Open Borders! Trump: Deport Illegals! Clinton: Amnesty Now! Trump...	732	11	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	May 4
Interesting Photos ENJOY!	684	3	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	6 hrs ago
Beautiful Grand Canyon in Arizonia ENJOY!...	697	11	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 29
Forgetter Be Forgotten? My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke! For when I'm 'here' I'm wonder...	579	11	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	May 3
Peace on the blogs Maybe it is just me, but it seems that some peace has settled on the blogs! Lot of bantering going on, which I like, but the arguing seems to have mo...	1,241	42	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	May 3
Marriage Counselor's Solution The husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a ti...	564	9	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 29
A Woman Was Out Golfing One Day When She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release...	520	6	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	May 3
Inspirational Quotes 1. If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission. ~Anonymous 2. Things work out best for those who make the best of how things w...	650	12	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 28
Where Have All Of The Old Bloggers Gone? Where is Catfoot? Haven't seen him in ages! He wrote great blogs! Where's 123butterflies? Funny lady! Tori10? Abby1963 Twinkle42 Amo...	2,016	63	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	May 3
A Man Went To A Proctologist A Man Went Into The Proctologist's Office For His First internal Exam. The prostate doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and t...	564	6	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	17 hrs ago

Waiting For The Bus A blonde was visiting Washington, DC. This was her first time to the city, so she wanted to see the Capitol Building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find...	526	7	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	May 3
2nd Giraffe DC,I think the other giraffe ran away!...	585	9	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	May 1
Spaghetti A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum...	583	8	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 27
HEAVEN When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy The Nation I h...	660	10	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	May 3
Windows vs Ford For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a computer expo (COMDEX),...	515	3	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 28
Biker with a Broken Zip A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend...	585	6	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 1
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaig As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner di...	1,995	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 3
The Magical Frog There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he...	565	12	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 4
The 5 Facts of Life A wise person once said...the 5 facts of life are: 1.. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments...	562	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 30
Aging Cartoon Characters ENJOY!...	666	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 3

A little trivia A little trivia! This song is from what TV sitcom? No cheating! Making your way in the world today Takes everything you’ve got; Taking a brea...	827	20	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 4
Deer Camp The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay wi...	460	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
Captain Rudolf Larrson When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a ful...	582	5	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 2
And now you know "The Rest of the Story"! He called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no...	802	7	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 1
Riddle for Seniors I know some of you are not considered seniors. Thought you might enjoy this any way. Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation:...	795	17	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 1
Some good memories Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags,because plastic bags are not...	674	6	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 30
Quote of the day! Times Quote of the day - > priceless Quote of the day by Dianne > Feinstein......Dianne > Feinstein: "All vets are mentally > ill in some way and...	801	4	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 5
Woman takes husband on road trip in casket An Alaskan woman took her husband on one last road trip in an aluminum casket, using ice to keep his body cold. While she did not break the law, th...	573	4	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	18 hrs ago
Woman gets revenge on coffee creamer thief A woman who was fed up with her coworker using her coffee creamer without asking sought revenge by filling the container with her breast milk. A...	671	11	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 30
Has anyone seen... Has anyone seen or talked to the Catman?...	747	4	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 2
America's Democratic Convention Democrat Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention Forms distributed for...	710	21	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 1

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