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Bad Foods The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses in a hospital. 'The garbage we put into our stomachs and consume...	583	11	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 3
FIVE BEST SENTENCES 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without work...	569	5	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	23 hrs ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALYPSO51! Happy birthday to a very nice lady!!!! May you have a wonderful day and many more birt...	914	36	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 27
U.S. Marine Corps Birthday!!! As a former U.S. Marine, I want to pay tribute and honor all former Marines (alive or deceased) today! The Marine Corps was established on Nov 10, 17...	722	6	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 26
A Love Story I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make...	910	22	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 27
Things to think about Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them? Th...	523	2	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 1
Helping the little wifey out. Read the ‘story’ below before pasting the link in your address line.… >> So this retired guy sits around the house all day. W...	1,399	0	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 3
Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out...	767	6	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	11 hrs ago

The Police Officer "A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer."" the man began, ""I can explain,"". ""Just...	572	5	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 2
Jokes After all of the fighting on this site for the last few days, I thought a little humor might lighten things up! My husband, an avid golf...	906	8	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 28
The Parrots I love this one! A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only kno...	632	7	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 4
Airline Pilot The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying...	871	11	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 3
Maureen O'Hara I was a great admirer of the beautiful Maureen O'Hara! She passed away at the age of 95 in her sleep in Boise, Idaho, USA, on Sat. She was from the...	596	10	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 20
A chuckle to brighten your day! Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark ch...	776	13	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 3
A Thoughtful Anniversary Gift Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occ...	637	2	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 4
The Cat Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the ho...	593	5	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 5
Negativity This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade… A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her...	772	10	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 3
Living on a Tropical Isle Well the men "blew their chance" to name the lady they would like to spend time with on a tropical isle! So ladies here is your chance to name the...	847	19	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 2
Men, What Woman On CS would you like to spend a week or two with on a beautiful tropical isle? Don't be bashful!...	1,701	28	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 30
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USHA My beautiful , special friend, Usha....HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You are a classy lady! :teddybear...	2,661	41	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	22 hrs ago
Preacher & Little Boy A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked...	1,745	4	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	20 hrs ago

Visiting my son I was visiting my son this week and asked him where his newspaper was? He laughed and said, “Dad, it’s the 21st century. We stopped buying newspapers...	1,559	7	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 3
What Is Stress Everybody experiences stress. It's the body's natural reaction to tension, pressure, and change. And a certain amount of stress helps to make life m...	1,494	8	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	Apr 30
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driv...	770	9	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 3
Outsmarted Police A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the spee...	695	2	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 3
Lifespan Calculator Is anyone interested in knowing how long they will live? This is an interesting test. Check it out and see what you think!	707	8	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	19 hrs ago
Great Video Great Video!	665	1	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	Apr 21
AS WE GROW OLDER... As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a $300. or $30.00 watch - - - - - - - they both tell the same time...; Whethe...	3,015	14	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	Apr 30
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMORNTHEP! HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY to Amorn (aka S.A.) My good friend I wish you the best...	847	16	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	20 hrs ago
12 Things A Real Gentleman Does Differently! Three-piece suits, pocket squares and fob watches may be coming back into fashion, but that doesn’t mean the guys wearing them can be classified as ‘g...	1,207	20	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 2
Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golf He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron...	610	6	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	Apr 24

Two Bowling Teams This joke is for Minerva. Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend b...	537	2	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 2
The Magic Bank Account >> >> THE AUTHOR IS NOT KNOWN. IT WAS FOUND IN THE BILLFOLD OF COACH PAUL BEAR BRYANT, ALABAMA, AFTER HE DIED IN 1982 >> >> The Magic Bank Accou...	589	7	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 2
King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's you...	625	4	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
The Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...	614	10	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 20
A Big-city Lawyer... A Big-city Lawyer... was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section t...	624	12	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 3
Letter from Walmart This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart....	757	9	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 3
Facebook People For those of our older generation who don't comprehend why Facebook exists. I am making friends outside of Facebook while applying the same pr...	655	7	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 3
Ponderisms for Seniors I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I though...	729	10	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	May 2
Happy Birthday Lindsy Jones I want to wish my very good friend, Lindsy Jones, a very, very HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Here is wis...	1,358	37	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 20
Update on Tarzan and Jane This is a very funny video! Open and enjoy!	1,049	8	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	14 hrs ago
Shopping List Many of us over 60, especially those WAY over 60, may be confused about how we should present ourselves in public. We're unsure about the kind of ima...	2,571	25	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 1

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