Letter from Walmart
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday, my dear wife received the following letter from Walmart:
Dear Mrs. Samsel:
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
June 15 - Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
July 2 - Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five minute intervals.
August 14 - Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
August 15 - Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the Bedding Department.
September 10 - While handling guns in the Hunting Department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
October 23 - Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
Comments (9)
I agree with Angel, clocks don´t normally have batteries in???
I still would like to know what happened to the shrink?
You have a Good One,
Hans..Cute one, now we know where the guys go when we shop!