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A Little Chuckle Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution. "Just put yourself...	634	7	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 22
Nww york City Love You are a complete a**! You should bow OUT!!!!!...	560	7	0	Oct 2017	Oct 2017	Apr 25
GOD'S PLAN FOR AGING Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys a...	689	10	0	Oct 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 26
Senior and the puzzle A little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figur...	752	14	0	Oct 2017	Oct 2017	May 2
Farmer John Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free...	527	4	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 22
Card Game A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believ...	503	2	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 26
Dinner For 4 A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with...	439	2	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 28
Happy Birthday BritishColumbian Let's all wish one of the nicest ladies on the CS blogs a very very Happy Birthday! BC, have an awesome birthday and a fantastic day!!!...	716	29	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 30

Happy Birthday Amornthep I spoke today with a past member, Amornthep, who use to be on CS. She had lots of friends on here! Very nice lady. Yesterday was her birthday! Let'...	560	8	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	24 hrs ago
9/11 16 yrs ago today, the cowardly terrorists of osama bin laden came to the USA and killed almost 3000 Americans! I will never forgive nor forget this...	613	4	0	Sep 2017	Oct 2017	May 1
Something To Make You Smile My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlig...	632	11	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 26
Today's Housekeeping Tips "Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean"....	539	7	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	3 hrs ago
Talking Dog While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please bu...	666	6	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 22
Time Gets Better With Age Read it through to the end, it gets better as you go! I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night." Age 5 I...	459	3	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	May 3
Two Ants Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never...	505	5	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 30
This blog is directed at a guy from NY, city! You come on here and do nothing but spout verses from the Bible etc.! Now you attack people in the protest in Virginia! Why don't you be man eno...	916	30	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	May 1
Sad News- Singer, Glen Campbell died Singer, Glen Campbell, died, Tuesday August 8. Very sad! He was an awesome talent! One of my favorite singers! Some of his music was: B...	677	14	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	2 hrs ago
Adams Rib Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone...	556	6	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	Apr 26
Bagpiper I love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the...	523	4	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	12 hrs ago
Dalmatian Dog A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...	482	5	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 26
The last Nickel A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choki...	602	15	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 3

The Haircut (Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...	725	2	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 21
True Love THE E-MAIL M Dearest Dad, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me....	537	10	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 21
Airline Pilot-Dean Martin & Foster Brooks A little humor to lighten the mood here! If you have not done this before, go to: youtube.com Type in the search line: airline pilot, Foster Brook...	671	10	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 25
Happy Birthday Lou Lou Happy birthday to miss Lou Lou! May you have a truly awesome day! :bouqu...	759	24	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 1
Never Forget Friends! Many years ago, a newlywed young man was sitting on a couch on a hot, humid day, sipping frozen juice during a visit to his father. As he talked ab...	585	3	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 3
Happy Dominion Day Happy Dominion Day to all of my Canadian friends on here! My ex-wife and mother of my children is Canadian! I love Canadian beer and ale!...	560	11	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 21
Deathbed Conversation Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, a...	667	4	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 21
Muldoon"s Dog Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,...	544	4	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	6 hrs ago
Golfer A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a...	698	4	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 24
Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi...	534	3	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 21

Irish Humor It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick hims...	575	2	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 3
Friendship Friendship doubles our joys and divides our sorrows! The best things in life are not things! Friends, like quilts, give warmth and comfort to li...	470	3	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 4
A Little Humor A little humor. Why did the chimp sell his banana store? He was tired of all the monkey business. What kind of horse makes you...	526	9	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 24
Queen Elizabeth Thank you Queen Elizabeth for speaking out on the mayor of London! Hopefully the British government will support you! God save the Queen!:thumbsup...	737	8	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 24
Signs of the Times A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER Reads : We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. A SIGN ON A BLIN...	566	14	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 3
The Genie An elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof...	535	6	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	6 hrs ago
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is...	633	6	0	May 2017	Jun 2017	May 1
Let's Lighten The Mood On the Blogs A friend asked me to do this. So here goes! Here are comical quotes from Rodney Dangerfield: My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we...	546	4	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 24
Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii, Lord And God Said “Let There Be A Bridge” A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming...	487	5	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 2
Yellow Light *The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing > and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red >...	519	5	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 4
Irish Painter To be sure...... to be sure.....we just love the Irish!! A painter by the name of Paddy Mc Manus, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrai...	529	6	0	May 2017	May 2017	Apr 26

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