Senior and the puzzle

A little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The little lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. When he arrives, the old lady shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.” Then he takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then...” and he says this with a deep sigh...

“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the Kellogg's box.”

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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thanks Jim, I ll be telling that one to one of my elderly neighbors who does jigsaw puzzles,
Thanks 12121. I have met people who fit into this category!
LOL :roll Jim I am only 63 is this what I have to look for in older age I wonder confused
Hello Jim,wave All kidding aside, a lot of people frown upon jigsaw puzzles, (as I did), but an elderly lady , My Mom, once told me, Jigsaw puzzles are relaxing. They encourage visiting, chatting, get togethers.... Something so simple gives so much, and a lot of people don t realize this,confused
I like doing puzzles
It relaxes my mind
I have only one more piece to complete
My image cool
I do jigsaw puzzles all the time.
Someone may drop in and tells you that they don't like puzzles but
will sit down and starts anyway.......
Yes it is relaxing.............Jenny

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"This May Help The Audience Out................ Just A Little Jimmy"................rolling on the floor laughing

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Thanks Nam. I couldn't copy that pic to paste it here.
It´s just not a funny joke, looks nothing like a rooster and it says "cornflakes" on the box
I once had a jigsaw puzzle of a crossword puzzle. It was about 2 feet X 3 feet in size. There were 2 ways to solve it, 3 ways if you count spelling but it still took me almost a month to finish it. When I got it done I glued each piece on the paper backing it came with and hung it on the wall in my living room as art work.
Lol Jim. This is real funny. rolling on the floor laughing
"He Has To Live Up To His Current Name Jim"

"Even Though..... We All Know"

"Who He Was Before"...rolling on the floor laughing .....................detective
Don´t be mad Gentle JimSlip, life´s too shortprofessor
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