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Yummy Pizza Last week, a friend of mine invited me to go to this bar and grill where they sell home made pizzas 50% off on Wed. Also a certain brand of beer was...	671	27	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 5
The Word UP There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is..."UP" It's easy to understand UP, meaning...	621	31	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
Smile God Loves You "What Smells?" A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared wi...	565	15	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
To Make You Smile "Revelation!" I have just figured out WHY I have gained so much weight! The shampoo I use in the shower everyday, that runs down my body, says “fo...	529	8	0	Jul 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
Jokes To Make You Smile "Touche!" A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen and started saying: "Careful .....	610	22	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
Watching 10PM News With A Blond I was setting in this bar chatting with this blond having a beer. At 10PM the late night news came on. At the top of the news they showed this woman...	561	16	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 25
Trust God and Do What Is Right It took some courage, but a Texas Girl Scout Troop helped nab a shoplifter while they were selling cookies at a Houston supermarket. From their table...	450	8	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 25
Smile Divine Guidance? This guy decides to go ice fishing one day, he gets up at 2am to have an early start. When he arrives he gets out his saw and be...	486	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2

To Make You Smile :) Three seniors were discussing the short term memory problems that often come with aging. Senior #1: Just the other day I was midway on the stairs, wh...	525	10	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 3
Smiles A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ign...	659	13	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
Smile My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. An enormously wealthy 65-yea...	570	15	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
Jokes A lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums...	1,927	8	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
She Is So Blond She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. At...	3,596	95	0	Jul 2014	Feb 2016	May 5
Man Says Dog Drove His Car And now for your morning news! A man was arrested in Oconee County, Georgia, USA, Wednesday after he claimed his dog drove him to the store. Oco...	1,926	9	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	10 hrs ago
Help To Mend A Broken Heart Many times when I come onto the blogs, I hear of sad stories of people whose hearts has been broken! I found some great quotes maybe to help these in...	2,324	28	0	Jul 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 27
Cute Video	2,602	12	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	9 hrs ago
Questions & Answers Questions: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? What do you call a pig that does kara...	1,761	10	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
Super Birthday Weekend Thanks to everyone who commented on my birthday blog! Some interesting comments! The night before my birthday, I drove to one of my dau...	1,777	24	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
Sad Day Tomorrow Sad day tomorrow. It's my birthday and I am turning 100. I am starting to feel old. Maybe Butterflies will sho...	805	34	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
Beautiful A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautifu...	414	7	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
The Job Interview Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And wh...	569	14	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5

Milk Money An art connoisseur passed a little grocery in New York when he noticed a kitten on the front step lapping up some milk in a bowl. The cat was mangy wi...	576	18	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
Planting Potatoes When I was a boy growing up we had several gardens around our old house. The largest one of all was used just for growing potatoes. I can still rem...	599	4	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 4
Three Contractors Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesot...	600	13	0	Jul 2014	Nov 2016	May 1
One Of The Greatest Gifts In her memoirs, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice told of growing up in an African-American pastor's family in Birmingham. Despite her parent...	463	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 25
Happy 4th Of July Today, we celebrate our freedom in the United States. Freedom that is endowed by our Creator, defined in the Declaration of Independence and our Const...	471	14	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
Chocolate Ice Cream One day I had lunch with some friends. John, a short, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch....	504	9	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
Believe In Yourself There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be. That’s when you have to tell yourself that...	462	10	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 4
The Man Song This video is for all of the ladies.....and some men.	584	15	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	8 hrs ago
Laughter is The Best Medicine Many years ago, Norman Cousins was diagnosed as “terminally ill”. He was given six months to live. His chance for recovery was 1 in 500. He could s...	584	17	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 27
The Man Song This is hilarious! Copy the link and paste it in your browser and click on it.	484	1	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4

Helpless Love Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island for a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly,...	504	22	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Jokes There were 4 people in a private plane: a captain, a priest, a boy scout, and the smartest man in the world. Suddenly they heard an explosion, the pil...	519	11	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 28
Life Is A Gift Life Is A Gift Today before you think of saying an unkind word– think of someone who can’t speak. Before you complain about the taste of your f...	516	15	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Blond Neighbor A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She op...	667	9	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 29
Funny Nun A nun was sitting at the airport waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over & saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. De...	862	9	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
Blond jokes A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store...	757	1	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
Blond Car Accident One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car...	532	6	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 2
Beautiful Pictures of Ireland A friend of mine sent this to me. It is beautiful and very nice! As the piece starts, the pictures of Ireland are amazing, but wait until you ge...	952	14	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 24
Face Powder In the evening the wife sends her husband to buy some cigarettes. He went to the corner store, but it was closed? What should he do now? He notices a...	449	13	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 28
Do you have eternal life? Question: "Do you have eternal life?" Answer: The Bible presents a clear path to eternal life. First, we must recognize that we have sinned against...	450	-	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 23
Here are 50 ways to create happiness in your life 1. When you awaken in the morning, before you get out of bed, think about your day ahead and visualize positive outcomes and experiences. 2. Make y...	491	18	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19

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